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Dragon Age Inquisition, kweh.

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ninemoons42's Dragon Age: Inquisition side blog. DAI stuff and things. Cullen x Trevelyan fanfiction, and Cullen x Shepard stuff too! Main blog @ chocobos say kweh.
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For Zoe. Thanks for bidding on me in the 2019 @fandomtrumpshate​ auction. Hope you enjoy the fic!

NOTE: The quoted text in this fic comes from a) the codex entry on Rift Magic and b) chapter 10 of Hard In Hightown by Varric Tethras (codex version).

A Risk We’ll Take

There are no tomes dedicated to this manipulation. There has been no time for academics, only the practical—and not in a manner that mitigates risk. Power in a raw form has found an outlet, both visible and in ways that only we of arcane proclivity can sense. The risk is great.”

Dominic groaned, completely sick of the reading he was doing on ancient magical techniques. He didn’t understand why he had to take this History of Magic course to major in practical magic. It made the discovery of his favourite magical skills sound boring, when in reality there was nothing boring about summoning boulders from the Fade or a storm of flaming meteors. But he was going to fall asleep if he had to keep reading the words “arcane proclivity” every three lines.

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i still would like to say, after all these years- the fact I can’t romance Varric, the absolute best motherfucker in the Dragon Age series ™ is a crime that has never been rectified and I WILL die mad about it

And I know we have fan fiction and fan art but its not the same as playing the game and hearing a more affectionate tone in his voice when he refers to your character, or more witty and flirty dialogue and fun and cheerful tavern scenes with a hint of a more romantic undertone while he dances around more important subjects and questions about the direction of your “friendship”.

WE WERE ROBBED.

Yeah, I think about that rather a lot sometimes. At least I would have wanted to flirt seriously.

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only tangentially related and i’ve made this post a dozen times before but I WANT MORE GREY WARDEN HIVEMIND THINGS!!!!!!!! (slams fists on table) SHOW ME GREY WARDENS BEING AN EERILY INHUMAN COLLECTIVE!!!!!!!

• the reason they’re known for being so terrifying and competent on the battlefield is at least partly due to the fact that a good commander can project through the hivemind and influence the whole battalion!!!!!

• wardens who survive more than one or two battles become better attuned to working as one cog among hundreds in a seamless combat machine!!!!!!!!

• they begin to anticipate one another’s actions as they become accustomed to the connection!!!!!!

• their marches are FRIGHTENINGLY ordered, footsteps so perfectly timed in line that it’s impossible to count their numbers accurately!!!!!

it’s not a matter of losing individuality it’s a matter of cooperation made smooth by the sharing of intent!!! like they’re not the geth or anything, they’re not telepathic and they can’t mind-control each other, but in the heat of battle when survival is more about honed reflexes rather than conscious thought the silk-fine thread of contact between them all goes taut and strong as a wire, and then they are all one being at every point on the field!!!! a many-limbed sprawl of single-minded combat!!!!

....this is battle meditation, isn’t it? /starwars

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Josephine Montilyet is one of the best yet most under appreciated characters in Dragon Age. She is an interesting and multi-dimensional character who is integral to the plot of the story. Without her experience, prowess, and intelligence the Inquisition would cease to exist, at least in the way we know it. It certainly would be less achieved than it is and far more disorganized. 

Josie is wildly intelligent, and that isn’t recognized well enough in game and within the fanbase. Not only is her intellect something to brag about, Josephine’s empathy is just as distinguished. The Ambassador is kind, caring, warm, hard-working, graceful, patient, and clever. A few fun facts about her:

  • She was chief ambassador from Antiva to Orlais and is therefore a very experienced diplomat familiar with both Orleasian and Antivan politics
  • Upon murdering a man as a bard who she later found out was a former friend, Josephine was extremely regretful and swore off violence of any kind 
  • If romanced, she places herself between the Inquisitor and her betrothed during an ongoing duel 
  • During a war table mission Josephine reveals that she can end a marriage by having a glove placed on a table
  • Much to Leliana’s annoyance, says things like “niceness before knives”
  • Wears frilly underpants
  • Would do anything to help and restore her family’s former glory - and with the help of the Inquisitor she does just that
  • After Of Somewhat Fallen Fortune is completed peacefully, Josephine rekindles her ancestor’s trade and has ships built with her family crest embedded into the wood. However, pirates take to the sea to rehash an old family feud which she must deal with (Pirates!!)
  • If the mission is completed with the use of assassins instead, she hires the House of Repose (assassins) as guards to her family’s new trade ships. Pirates back off knowing the ships are well guarded
  • If romanced, no matter your race or gender, Josephine’s parents warmly welcome you into their house in Antiva where you both find peace for a while after the events of Trespasser 
  • Is the oldest child and loves her siblings and family more than life itself
  • At the Winter Palace, Josie’s sister embarrasses her by asking if she and a romanced Inquisitor are going to “elope and move to the Anderfels and join the grey wardens and fight darkspawn.” If the inquisitor says “absolutely” Josephine exasperatedly asks you to stop giving her sister ammunition
  • Josephine also shuts her younger sister down every time she tries to tell the Inquisitor an embarrassing story until she finally blurts out “she still plays with her doll collection when no one’s looking” Our Ambassador is mortified by this 
  • Seriously Josephine is so exasperated by her younger sister telling the Inquisitor embarrassing things about her - it’s incredibly cute
  • During What Pride Had Wrought, the Inquisitor says that once the two of them are home they’ll spend time in ‘private.’ Josie laughs and replies, “how can you think of that now?” and shortly after says more quietly, “we’ll arrange something” (Mind you this is right next to whoever you chose to rule Orlais…. the Inquisitor has no boundaries)
  • If the Inquisitor is an elf, she asks how people are treating you and gets mad if you tell her not so good, promising to have a chat with people to straighten them out
  • Loves a particular type of candy so much that after receiving them as a reward to a quest writes that in order to take one from her you’ll have to “pry them from her cold, dead fingers” (her words)

Josie is a great character with so many amazing qualities and traits and she deserves the very best. \ (•◡•) /

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Speaking of Shakespeare:

So, Shakespeare’s impact on modern culture is felt by basically everyone. 

Even if you’ve never seen ‘Romeo And Juliet’ performed, you’ve probably seen a tv episode using it’s general plot. 

Or seen West Side Story. 

So, how does that work for Thedas, where, as far as we know, Shakespeare doesn’t exist? 

Does he exist and we’ve just not heard of him? 

Or are his works just…not there?

Maybe he has a Thedosian equivalent? I wouldn’t really think that Shakespeare himself would be included in Thedas, but it wouldn’t be a stretch to think that there’s probably a really popular playwright somewhere around. Or maybe even…a popular author…who publishes several books…that are well known in many countries…oh my god.

Nah, because Shakespeare was a bit if a hack who wrote for money, his works were basically just dick jokes…that even royalty loved…whose works were given too much importance…After the fact….oh no

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1000 years later:  “There is no way the Viscount of Kirkwall could have written the Tale of The Champion and The Tale of The Inquisition and everything else that’s been attributed to him as well as fought alongside all those people!  One person is not that talented!  Not to mention, where would he find the time?  And that crossbow?  Such technology was clearly not possible in 9:30 to 9:50 Dragon.  Simply preposterous!”

An excerpt from The Tethras Cipher, by Valmont Sinthorpe (Lowis & Blackmont, Year 35 Empire Age):

… which brings us at last to the body of evidence which is often overlooked by critics of this theory. I speak, of course, of the works themselves.

Consider the Tethras heroes. A ragged, worn-out guardsman. A romantic, valiant lady knight. A humorous, unsuitable rogue raised to Champion. And, perhaps most notorious of all, the Herald of Andraste–depicted by Tethras not as a religious reformer or a controversial political figure, but as a confused elf who was in the wrong place at the wrong time and once put a dead body in a box on trial.

What do these characters have in common? Little to nothing. If they were indeed the product of one author, as the Tethras purists insist, then Tethras himself would have evidenced a precocity and life-experience far removed from the biography we have already examined. It strains credulity to believe that the filthy, hard-bitten world of Donnan Brenkovic could have come from the imagination of a Merchant’s Guild princeling, or that the undying passion of Swords and Shields (recently voted the Dragon Age’s most influential work of literature by the prestigious Chanter University staff) was produced by a man who, according to contemporary accounts, considered phallic objects the height of humor.

However, the texts themselves do betray one unifying principle: the fallibility of authority. It is here that the true nature of the so-called “Tethras canon” becomes apparent.

Tethras was, no doubt, an author. As his best-authenticated work, The Tale of the Champion was very likely a product of his pen, and his presence in Kirkwall from 9:31-9:37 Dragon is attested by Merchant’s Guilt records. But his other works betray the stamp of different personalities, all united under the Tethras name by a single goal: to subvert the prevailing social order and undermine the existing political structure via exquisitely-calculated metaphorical deconstruction.

It is a fact that there was, indeed, at least one other rising author in Kirkwall during the crucial period. Someone whose works must have been immensely popular, judging by the number of fragments which have been found (see J. Lowry Hammertong, Cri de Coeur: A Philological Examination of Kirkwall Manuscript B, University of Orzammar Press, 27 Empire), and who abruptly vanishes from the historical record after 9:37 Dragon. Is the so-called “Mage for Justice” truly the voice of Varric Tethras? Or was he one of many? These are questions the academic establishment refuses to answer …

This is beautiful.

I am so glad that I have seen with my own eyes, a parody of anti-stratfordians with Varric Tethras as Shakespeare. 

OMG I made the mistake of reading this whole post in the locker room at the office on a break, and I cackled my damn head off.

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