Fellow sufferers of the Integrated Chinese textbooks might be interested to know that there are at present 14 works in the Integrated Chinese fandom on ao3:
Four are gen, six are f/m, two are f/f and one is m/m.
Three are in English and the rest in Chinese.
In this one, which is even formatted like an Integrated Chinese dialogue, 李友 mistakenly tells 白英爱 that she's going to New York with her GIRLfriend, and preslash ensues!
an angel would fuck a streetlamp and it would be nothing. it would be like a dog thoughtlessly rutting against a couch: pure instinctual pleasure chasing with something that may elicit but not share in your libido. but if an angel fucked a cell tower then viable offspring could very well result
this isn’t an arbitrary fact nor am i saying it in a fit of tryhard i’m-so-quirky-weird-internet-man pretense ok im saying that metaphysically speaking, if we were talking about the pure intent and function of angels and cell towers, they are absolutely in the same family of creature
people are asking “are you okay” and “what the fuck does this mean”. you are not contributing to divine phylogeny
Cocaine was a stimulant used by a priestly caste of the middle period United States called businessmen in order to commune with The Market. [1]
Day 2 in new flat. I am going to attempt to use... The contraption
Contraption lowered. This is the scariest part of contraption usage, once you release it the drop is very fast
Contraption loaded!! Here goes
Successful contrapting!!
important thing to note about the contraption: i have no idea how old it is. building is 19th century and it could potentially be an original feature. however you can buy ones that look just like it online so who knows. i know the previous owner didn't install it.
anyway reviews are in:
we like the contraption :)
It is now day 4 time to retrieve my laundry :)
A concern was expressed about the slats being able to come loose. I can confirm they are nailed in place
I am however troubled by this part being taped together
Unclear on the purpose of this piece of string
Rope just goes on this hook!
Anyway I'm gonna go put away my clean tights, adiós!
two bros, both alike in sexuality
in a hot tub, where we lay our scene
*says a fact in a conversation and a wikipedia citation appears next to my head*
*clicks the citation*
*text pops up saying “this is not true. He saw this in a youtube video once in 2014 and took it as fact”. the words “youtube video” are underlined and in blue”
*clicks on the link*
Bitches out here roleplaying internet trolling
unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here
runner up
Edgin + being completely normal in his reactions to Xenk
op tryna make bees come outta ppls bones
Thank you for appreciating my image cropping
i can’t believe i fell for it
This was actually pretty clever
This is some next generation bullshit fuck me
I want you all to know that i hate everyone
I love it
Apparently there was some kind of race scheduled at a local park or something so I've been trying to avoid the main trail but a little while ago when I had to cross near it I overheard the following shouted exchange
And goddamn if that didn't rewire my brain a little bit.
Last place is still a place, baby.
I know of a trail racing company that gives the slowest racer who finishes every race a DFL award: Dead Fucking Last. I was a little taken aback by this until I had it explained to me that those last-place finishers are pretty much uniformly people for whom finishing at all was an accomplishment: people undergoing cancer treatments, absolute beginners, runners in their eighties, extremely pregnant people, you get the idea. Moreover, what you see as this person crosses the finish line is all these sporty trail racers, many of whom finished the race literal hours earlier, cheering their hearts out because they respect that, yes, DFL is still a place, baby.
