the world was severely lacking weird little girl memes so i had to fill the void

I’m the one who said you left ya jacket in my car

This is a group of friends who know youre dating a bad dude so are willing to drop everything and lie if it means protecting you, not remotely “oh haha its because u cheatin”

And clearly they’re not far off the mark if he’s going through her phone and doing these kinds of “tests” to uncover and instigate shit

^^^

we don’t know enough about this couple and these two to be making solid deductions. it can either be protecting a cheater or protecting one being abused

either way you read it, this still gives off red flags

The person who first discovered that coconut could be eaten must have experienced depths of hunger many will never know.

They prolly just saw some other animal doin it my man

you mean like the coconut crab, which naturally feeds on coconuts by breaking htem open with large claws? 

Coconut crab: I sneep. I break ze coconut. I eat ze coconut.

Some dude:

K but have y’all seen what coconut crabs look like cause

Jesus Christ

For clarification, the crabs are not accused of killing Amelia Earhart. The idea is that if she died after crash landing on an island in the pacific the coconut crabs would have eaten her corpse and scattered the bones, which is why no one has ever found her body.

STORY TIME KIDS. Lucas Grabeel who played Ryan Evans was 100% for making Ryan canonically gay, and spoke to Kenny Ortega at length to get Ryan to at least hold hands with a male student in the final scene. Grabeel is straight but thought it was so important for Disney viewers to see gay characters on TV, knowing that the HSM3 viewership was age 11+, when kids may start thinking about who they’re attracted to a bit more. basically Disney gave Lucas a flat out no and as a response wrote in Ryan’s relationship with Kelsi last minute (as speculation was already flying around about Kelsi being a lesbian). so even though disney screwed them over ortega told grabeel that he could do whatever he liked in the blooper reel and they’d include it in the DVD. hence above.

I reblog this every time its on my dashboard and I’m not even approaching embarrassed. 

That is the face of a man ready for a nice sweet kiss before being fucking TACKLED

Tbh im kinda pissed im not asleep in bed next to the love of my life in a cottage with no obligations other than watering my vegetable garden

Reblog to live like Enya

Thor Odinson: God of Thunder and Feminist Icon

Thor really drinking his respect women juice

Marilyn Monroe’s The Girl from The Seven Year Itch, possibly one of cinema’s first on-screen monster-fangirls

Guillermo del Toro: “Uh huh, uh huh….”

Fun things they don’t teach you in sex ed.

Talcum powder has asbestos in it. Has for years. Leave it be

This is all FAR more useful education than ‘Having unmarried sex while female makes you a dirty slut’ .

There are a lot of male folks who follow me but don’t know these things. It’s good to know all of this! Just as your partner should want to know about the intricacies of your plumbing, you should care about this.

Spreading this for general health tips.

for trans guys who haven’t transitioned yet and even then

If Caliban offered me rule Hell with him, I wouldn’t say no. RIP Sabrina but I’m different.

Myths, Creatures, and Folklore

Want to create a religion for your fictional world? Here are some references and resources!

General:

Africa:

The Americas:

Asia:

Europe:

Middle East:

Oceania:

Creating a Fantasy Religion:

Some superstitions:

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Here, I have some more:

Africa:

The Americas:

Asia:

Europe:

Oceanic:

General:

Reblogging because wow. What a resource.

goingtopshelf:

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything

what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??

Wear a wig. Contact lenses . Change your accent . Change Hand when writing . Layer up to make you look big if your small n vice versa . Contour the hell outta your face.

Get your car interior thoroughly washed, then purposely dirty it up again.

Also use an icicle for the weapon because it melts away Buy a ticket to a show and tell as many people / post it on social media that u went to the show

Y'all suspect af😂

*adds 363,462 more people to list of that I will fuck never with*

Make sure you set up a solid alibi Pay for everything in cash

Or, for those of you who’ve read Roald Dahl’s Lamb to the Slaughter, feed the murder weapon to the police

Bodies should be buried vertically, not horizontally, to avoid the appearance of a grave. If you choose to dismember the body instead of bury it whole don’t forget to take a lighter or bottle of lye to the fingertips until charred or melted away, and use bleach on every surface that may have come in contact with blood splatter.

Also, don’t fucking brag about it later Jesus wept.

all this info is good for writing

but for actual real life, no one on tumblr has enough energy to get out of bed

ain’t no body on this website is gonna murder anyone

Make friends with a pig farmer. A full grown nursing sow can eat an entire human body, bones and all, in about 6 hours.

Shit that last one is more helpful than I wanted it to be, I’ll never look at pigs the same

Reblogging for *educational* purposes :)

This post is legendary and I’m so glad I found it. I love all the advice. Except the icicle. That’s technically impossible. Use a disposable knife instead and break the handle.

use a glass knife with wooden handle for ultimate wounding. its gonna leave a severe fucking wound and u can burn the wood and melt down the glass if it doesnt shatter inside the victim.

Thomas what did i tell you about making suspiious posts?

I love learning.

IT’S ON MY DASH I REPEAT IT’S ON MY DASH.

ON MY DASH

Also bury the body deeper than six feet, so it can’t be washed up or smelled by hounds. Yes, that may mean you dig a 12 foot deep grave. Guess what? Murder is work.

Murder is work kids.

Too much work

Creating new jobs in America one murder at a time

y’all fucking nuts and i hope y’all’re actually writers instead

Mate this was helpful. Knowledge is power kids, knowledge is power.

Uhhh, guys?

I’m cryin 😂

What the fuccckkkkkk

found batman forever on my front lawn

there are some dvds in the ditch at the end of my front lawn

could these be the missing batman films?

no, it’s superman 3 and 4

theyre both superman 3 and 4

the plot thickens

?

???

????????

i neglected to mention it in the original post, but the original dvd case i found only contained 1 dvd that included the films batman forever and batman and robin while the other 2 movies in the series batman and batman returns were missing

this morning i saw something in front of my neghbours house across the street from me

it was what looked like a dvd

again i thought

maybe its the missing batman films

or maybe its 3 dvds

oh

its 3 more copies of batman forever/batman and robin

great

WHO IS DOING THIS

no idea what this movie even fucking is

blu-ray this time? fancy.

what are these supposed to be

oh

well ive been meaning to see rogue one sometime

wonder if theyll still work

MY MOM IS BEING TARGETED TOO

so

i should probably be dating each update to this but i guess the original reblogs have their dates included

perhaps i could analyze the data and find a pattern

for now i have 2 more superman quadrilogies

interestingly enough inside one of the superman movie cases was actually 3 dvds

there was another copy of superman ¾

if you recall in a previous update i had already found 3 discs of superman ¾

the count has gone up to 6 superman ¾ discs while only just today finding 2 superman ½ discs

who owns these dvds all in bulk

why are they being separated only to be disposed of in pairs or threes in front of my house

im sorry this has been such an obscenely long post but i have a feeling its only going to get longer from here on out

this is a real life creepy pasta

I love how Dead Girl Walking is such an elaborate and intense song about how Veronica was going to fuck JD sO HARD and then her virgin ass goes and says “its cuz ur beautiful bb”

H.I.M’s “greatest lovesongs vol. 666” stays ON during sex

tbh dustin calling steve out on how much he gets his ass kicked was the highlight of season 3 for me