• lance: “hey can i have some water?” shiro: “it’s not water”
• lance: “ooh, vodka ;) i like your style” shiro: “it’s vinegar” 
• lance: “what-” shiro: “it’s vinegar”
• lance is the public relations manager 
• he shows all potential business partners his tattoo that he got at 16 on a dare. it’s a badly drawn melted pizza slice that says ‘sizling!’ underneath. the typo is deliberate 
• pidge works in IT nobody knows how old she is or how she got this job
• pidge: “shiro do you dare me to eat these pencil shavings?” shiro: “no”
• pidge in tears, crunching on pencil shavings: “are you happy now?!!?!” shiro looking into the camera: “….”
• keith is the receptionist and when people try to talk to him he slowly slides under the desk until he’s out of sight
• but they can still see the fluffy tuft of hair at the top of his head bouncing as he silent-laughs 
• shiro: “ok allura from HR is coming today to inspect things. keith get your arm out of the fish tank”
• keith: “but it feels nice” shiro: “for god’s sake”
• building security: “mr garrett i’m here to tell you that you parked your car in two parking spots and that’s against the rules” hunk: “shh can you hear that?”
• security: “…hear what?” hunk: “can you hear how little i care?” 
• nobody knows pidge works there cos it’s technically illegal but they sometimes see a small green child out of the corner of their eye like an office ghost
• shiro: “ok team how will we hide pidge when HR visits?” lance looking up at the vents: “i have an idea”
• lance: “oh hey keith. fancy finding you here” keith: “this is my desk?”
• lance: “so i was thinking…i mean….are you free on friday? you wanna grab a drink with me?” keith: “but i have drinks at home in my fridge i don’t need any more”
• lance: -__- 
• pidge throwing a stapler at the wall: “SOMEBODY BROKE THAT”
• hunk: “everyone in this office suffers and takes the stairs but i found a secret tunnel on my second day and it takes me only 5 minutes”
• pidge: “it’s a broken elevator shaft you could die”
• hunk: “live fast die young bad girls do it well”
• lance: “i have a date this weekend”
• keith: “GOD I HATE EVERYTHING IN MY LIFE NOTHING EVER WORKS OUT I’M-”  
• lance: “they cancelled” keith lowering the fire extinguisher: “oh that’s ok then”
• allura: “wow your office is impeccable!” allura opening the fridge door and it breaks and hangs off its hinges: “wow never mind!” 

For @onelance based off this