Are you perhaps short of a marble?!

the magnus protocol episode 13 “future”

do you guys remember that poll where we all debated what moment martin realized he had a crush on jon and vice versa? well i bet my money on martin falling hard and fast (and reluctantly i must add) during this prime jon 'i may be stupid' sims moment

I'm never not thinking about "Geralt! Don't leave me!" "You must be mad, Dandelion. You must be mad with fear if you think I would ever leave you" like yeah okay Sapkowski wrote that and just expected me to be normal about it. As if that was ever an option

@jonmartinweek Day 4 Tea as Love Language // Beyond the Grave (also a bit of Day 7: Eldritch Powers // Caretaking I guess)

dragging myself from my cave because we are so! fucking! back!

Cabeswater

*throws an S2 Jaskier at you*

i'm still astounded at how they basically took valdo straight out of a fucking fanfic like. this is absolutely THE most valdo marx that valdo marx could have been. how did they characterize a character that the books only mention by name more accurately than they've done for some of the book characters that actually fucking show up

That is the role of poetry. To say what others cannot utter.

jaskier: *breathes* yarpen: I KNOW! I KNOW I FCKING KNOW

Jaskier and the cat. That's it, that's the post.

yennefer: we need to think of a plan geralt: i have a plan, it's called murder

#how it started vs how it’s going

in his dramatic song era

Jaskier's new song is called what