So I’m moving to Asheville in the near future and it’s honestly scaring the shit out of me, why is everything so expensive? The Uhaul? the pet deposit? The security deposit? Admin fee? Application fee? Like it’s ridiculous all while I’m paying for where I live right now.... ugh I just want to be there already
I made bebop parody things
Energy transfer to cleanse my room of negativity 🕯
I don’t care who santa thinks he is. if he flies over u.s. air space without a documented flight plan and sufficient clearance he WILL BE SHOT DOWN.
The past 7 months have been such a whirlwind wtf I met the loVE of my life and I have an interview at a hospital in Asheville next week and I have hurricane snacks/alcohol and I’m in a bathtub with a truly S T E L L A R Spotify playlist I just really feel happy and I’m never on here anymore but I’m wine drunk and this is nice to type out ya know??? ☺️☺️☺️☺️
Fitbits are just like Tamagotchis, except the stupid little creature you have to keep alive is yourself.
i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Let’s Fucking Go. and my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. and if someone took me to the park id go bonkers in funcking yonkers
