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governor greg abbott lowered the minimum age for buying assault rifles in texas to 18 just LAST YEAR. this gunman bought an assault rifle on his 18th birthday.

donald trump, ted cruz, and greg abbott are all scheduled to appear at the NRA’s annual conference in houston, texas in THREE days.

senator ted cruz has received more funding from conservative, gun rights groups and advocates than any other politician since 2012.

republicans and conservatives ALLOWED this to happen. they created the ability, the freedom, and the access for this to happen.

playoffs resolution 2022: learn the name of my fucking hockey team's goalie, cam talbot i am so sorry

awww so cute

I WANT WHAT THEY HAVE

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i will cry he looks so sad

hug for flower, dick tap for moose

wild @ blues - round 1, game 3 // may 6th 2022

so dean has to start cam tomorrow right. like he Has To.

Arizona temporarily picks up an extra captain. (vs. ARI - 11/25/2016)

2021-22 minnesota wild as bugs i saw at the montreal insectarium

1. kirill kaprizov

just a little guy. a little sturdy guy. this thing looks like it could pull a reverse hit on ryan oreilly and then score a goal through sheer force of will. he’s squat and he’s perfect

2. ryan hartman

he’s got a big stage presence which i think is a very important hartzy trait. he’s spiky. he looks like he’d probably bite u if he had a big enough mouth. also if you annoy him he will headbutt you unto death

3. mats zuccarello

he is a fancy little butterfly. very clean very crisp very elegant. he’s got the spots of red so u know he’s probably poisonous. he might kill you but at least he’s courteous about it

4. kevin fiala

very pretty very stupid looking probably could sink a lacrosse goal. also the tail things r for misleading predators (bats) as to where its body is so the bat eats the tail instead of the actual moth. the tails are also perfect for drawing tripping penalties.

5. freddy gaudreau

he’s both of them. also the kiwi. symbiosis. they r just vibing together in a peaceful way. i think they look like they would go mountain biking. i think the banana adds something to this too but idk what

6. matt boldy

beige. long. got some fancy wings. i think it would go to mass on sunday.

7. marcus foligno

big. pretty. could probably kill a man. also may i reiterate sooooo pretty. i am in love with this bug. and moose. but mostly this bug

8. joel eriksson ek

long arms for keeping enemies at bay as he uses his :| on them. kind of unassuming. still a better 2015 draft prospect than brock boeser

9. jordan greenway

sturdy. green(er). buff arms for loving and defending the homies. i would call this guy big rig if i had him as a pet.

10. nic deslauriers

Mother Fucker Unlimited