Harry Styles, after a brief pause when asked why the boobs on his mermaid tattoo were saggy. He could’ve been glib. He could’ve laughed. He could’ve just said, “I don’t know.” But he paused. And he thought. And he said this. And this is why he is so, so special. (via adultfansofonedirection)
a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.
My tummy doesn’t have to be cute. It holds my internal organs. My thighs don’t have to “crush men’s skulls”. I use them to carry myself. My stretch marks don’t have to be tiger stripes I earned. They came when I grew.
Stop.
feeling this
This!
I feel like even body positivity is too focused on, like, the appearance of the body. I know I became a whole lot happier with my body when I started thinking of it less in terms of how it looked (to me or anyone else) and realized, that, like…
When I feel cool breeze on my skin on a really hot day, my body did that for me.
When I step into a bath after a hike, and my muscles ache, but in a good way, and the steam all around me makes me feel like a flower blooming, my body did that for me.
And the hike before it, and standing on a large rock breathing the raw winter air seeing the power of the half-frozen river. That too.
When I’ve had a plate of pasta puttanesca, and I chopped and sauteed the ingredients and now I’m full-but-not-uncomfortable, and warm all over, and perfectly content, my body did that for me.
My body doesn’t have to look awesome to be awesome. It’s awesome because it’s where I live.
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every song harry covers is better than the original and thats simply a fact
Can we just…….cause like…..Jesus
no offense but i want every little kid to be safe and have a good childhood
[Person off-screen]: Can we keep this focused on the film, please?
I always wondered how Harry convinces ppl to give him their rings and stuff when he's not dating them like does he just slowly walk away with your belonging after he asks to look at them
harry is a thief. he stole soap from johnny depp’s house. he steals clothes from photo shoots as exposed by caroline watson. he just takes ur shit. then u be like isnt that mine…. and hes like oh yeah it is *charming dimpled smile* and ure like fuck just take my whole family. which he does. when u go over to ur parents house he is now there all the time. they don’t call you anymore.
1. An orgasm 2. Attention 3. $50,000
lmao y’all remember when 5sos was a band??
expectations hurt
Finding someone who thinks you’re interesting enough to talk to you every day, whether they’re a friend or a lover, is one of the best feelings ever.
um no offense but whom'st’ve going to loveth me
if 5sos thinks i’m just gonna sit and twiddle my thumbs while i wait for the album….. they’re absolutely right
