Today a student emailed over a draft of his essay on 1984 and had clearly used a thesaurus on every single word, and how I know this is because the the party slogan ‘Big Brother is watching you’ had become ‘Enormous Sibling is viewing you’ and I lauged so hard I cried

you: big brother

me, an intellectual: enormous sibling

Seeing Tom Holland smile releases the same endorphins as petting puppies does, reblog if you agree.

Me, doing God’s work to stop the spread of IW spoilers:

RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU HAVE EVER BEEN PERSONALLY VICTIMIZED BY MARVEL AND THE RUSSO BROTHERS

I’m still in shock. SEND HELP

first of all,

what the FUCK

Infinity War Spoiler but I don’t give you the context:

HoW DARE YOU FIRST OF ALL

Reminder to non-Marvel fans:

Hug your nearest Marvel fan, they’ll need it after watching Infinity war

person : how are your finals goin

me : WE ARE OUTGUNNED OUTMANNED OUTNUMBERED OUTPLANNED,,,,,,,,

can y’all believe the avengers are teaming up with burt macklin to save the universe

  the plot thickens

My hand slipped.

Alec and Isabelle made this for me when they were little kids. To see the looks on their faces when they brought it to me. It still warms my heart.

alec in front of other shadowhunters: cool calm collected

alec 5 minutes before in the loft with magnus: *downs a glass of wine* FUCK IM GAY LETS GO

#when the other one isn’t looking

— City of Heavenly Fire, Cassandra Clare