Spaghetti no hetti

sometimes the moral of the story really is just "you cannot go back and what happened to you is going to be with you for the rest of your life. but it's still going to be okay" huh

To be clear, the creator of that fangame is legitimately a lawyer.

this is like scrooge seeing his own grave in a christmas carol

Love reblogging a picture of Tumblr’s grave on Tumblr

Hm… Mario’sa saw an ad in the newspaper for’a part time job! Mario’sa gonna take it! It’a seems like easy pay! Yahoo!

First’a night on the job, everyone!

Why are they moving.

That was the definition of no thoughts head empty

*cups my own face tenderly* its gonna be okay babe

Manipulate, mansplain, malewife

whats a gender neutral word you could use for your spouse? wusband?? hife?? wifesband?!?!?

i may be stupid

This is the text version of looking for your glasses when they are on your head

world heritage post

If you need to laugh childishly today, it has been 6969 days since the year 2000 ended.

i’m putting a date on this, 1/30/20 it’s fucking real

THIS IS THE BEST DAY YOU CAN REBLOG

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY

NICE

nice

so it turns out great tits can and do kill and eat both other birds and small mice when food is scarce, particularly during winter, and i just cannot get over this picture. it looks like the kind of photo hunters take with their kills. i’m losing it

That’s his Tinder profile.

And you’re next