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Plot twist: the orange side is just Aunt Patty
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I… am obsessed with this. So much.
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Roman: So what do I get out of it?
Remus: A night of fabulousness, mayhem, and possible death.
Roman: Check. Check. Not quite sure about the death, though.
Remus: It won’t be yours.
Roman: I’ll get my sword.
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I miss they
Virgil: Would you take a bullet for me
Patton: Of course :)
Roman: *bursts in angrily*
Virgil: *running away* great thanks
Logan: What are you doing and where did you get a horse
Remus: *stroking the mane* what horse
Virgil: People are always asking me if I’m a morning or night person
Virgil: Like bro I’m barely even a person
Virgil: If someone stabbed me I would apologize for getting blood on them
Employee: You’re ten dollars short
Virgil: Who you calling short??!!!!?!?!?!?!
Patton, sobbing: don’t call my bro short
Janus:*drinking his 45th cup of coffee since they came to the mall*
Remus: *eating clothes off the racks*
Roman: *trying to convince the manager to fire the employee*
Logan: *googling “how to unadopt kids I never adopted”*
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Logan: Why’d you call them and not me?
Roman: Well when you have a crazy plan you don’t call the voice of reason
Patton: I have a joke
Logan: No-
Patton: Last one of the day I swear
Logan: Fine
Patton: Why should you be nice to your dentist
Logan: Idk why
Patton: Because they have fillings too :D
Logan:
Virgil: Pfft
Remus: If bedbugs live in beds do cockroaches liv-
Logan: *pushes him off a building*
Virgil: Are you sure about this?
Roman: Relax I’m a confident driver
Roman: *crashes*
Virgil: yOU JUST DROVE US INTO A TREE
Roman: Confidently
Roman: Admit it, you care about me
Virgil: I would trade you to a demon for a pair of socks
Roman: Yesterday Remus took my pen and you tackled him, breaking his jaw
Virgil: That doesn’t mean anything
Patton: POSITIVITY TIME
Patton: HOPE
Patton: SAY IT WITH ME
Virgil: Hope
Patton: AND WHAT IS THAT
Virgil: the first step to disappointment
Virgil: can I call you dad
Patton: You can call me whatever you want
Virgil: Okay Barbara
Patton: Hey guys I’ve got a joke for you-
Thomas: Is it my life?
Janus: The American government?
Logan: The education system?
Virgil: Existence?
Logan: Anti-vaxxers?
Remus: Sanity?
Patton:
Patton: It’s a knock knock joke