I'm working so I won't have to try so hard

“Mistake”

New space-themed work for The Lego Group 🚀✨

When Twitter inevitably explodes I want this to be one of the few surviving tweets

made a little painting about drifting in and out of sleep for my new artbook 😴

My first art book, ‘The Art of Kelogsloops’ is out now! It shares the artistic journey from my earliest drawings, to the paintings I make today. The book includes painting tutorials, art tips, advice on art style & an in-depth insight into how I make paintings from sketch, to finish.

If you'd like to check it out, you can find more info here: The Artbook

🎵 saidno - i'll miss u

#brbchasingdreams

Actually the portrait of Charles is red to represent enthusiasm, energy, determination, passion, strength, leadership, and love. It doesn't matter that it looks like he's walking through fountains of blood spilled by the British empire! Some of you people need to learn color theory

Me & the other drivers were really impressed when you swerved around all of us at high speeds & got to the red light before anyone else

silliest thing about my body is that I regularly experience precordial catch syndrome, which is basically the medical term for an extremely painful "twinge" in your chest cartilage that's not medically significant & which we can't really explain.

anyway, mine falls in the extreme in that the "twinges" can last several minutes and they range anywhere from "agh, minor inconvenience, I just need to sit still for a moment" to "this is the worst pain I've ever experienced in my entire life, the ethical thing to do now would be to shoot me."

the problem is, when it's the latter, I literally look deranged. the "catch" comes on so fast, mid-breath, I gasp in sudden agony, clutch my chest, and seethe in agony as I struggle for as much oxygen allowed in the shallowest breaths possible. sometimes it's so bad I end up on my knees or even lying on the floor, basically writhing in pain, clenching my teeth like I'm turning into a werewolf or something. and of course people are terrified. they're asking what's wrong, but I can't talk. They're asking if they should call 911, and I'm just shaking my head and holding up a "just a minute" finger and also groaning in anguish,

and then the silliest part of all is that the minute it ends, there's no residual pain. not even the ghost of it. it's gone as suddenly as it came and I catch my breath and I say, "WELL! Anyway," and I immediately try to get back to the conversation but nobody's ever quite receptive to that for SOME reason

it's like this

Starting a tag game!

Take this uquiz: https://uquiz.com/quiz/JE844B/are-you-the-main-character-or-a-side-character

And do this picrew: https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/1414503

@rain-mcgay @pinaple @necromancers-incorporated @gloriousvermin @glbtrx @kimu-dem @dirtybandaids @nikoisme @dootznbootz @apparentlyautistick @fraudfrogz and anyone else! No pressure yall!

Most excellent ✨

Let's see, @hefkerut , @treshmind , @1000punks , @kirahlene , @adevilyoudo , @celeste-tyrrell , @7-galaxys , @spiderin-space , I believe I remember this being your sort of thing.

I'll more tentatively add on @three-green-waterbottles , @anton-exe , @rainylunesstorm , and @saint-official , since I've seen tag chains involving you folks but dunno if this is your type of thing. And of course, no pressure to any of you, and if anyone else sees this and wants to join, consider yourself an honorary tag.

honestly i hoped as much-

i'm so cynical i just keep it to myself :'D

tagging @eradelum @treshmind @adevilyoudo @cerudinae @hellionsheart @oathweave @kirahlene (i have no choice to pass this around like a blunt bc moth and i have mostly the same mutuals LMFAO) and anyone else who wants to join in!

quiz told me I'm funny 😎

no pressure tags: @sometimes-i-talk-a-lot @nokstella @dragonsdogma2 @biromanticacemess @deadletterpoets @wanderingisobel and anyone else who sees this and wants to join in!!

AHHHH YEAHYEAHYEAH BEST TAG GAME EVER THANK U

this was super fun and wonderful and I kinda wanna take the test & make another picrew when Im Not angry lmaoooo thank u for the tag, please feel free to tag me in things forever lololol

no pressure tags~ @patrickztump @brainmoss @itsheyboyblue @jellisdraws @jet-engine @lactoseintolerable @petti-labelle @pocket-jew @secretcowboyhat @softasawhisper @tragedyposting @cauliflowermaterial @maryaustria ... AND THE ONE WHO CHANGED HER URL AGAIN. please see this. somehow. im begging you. something about a kitchen? or cooking? tumblr cant figure it out from my tag guesses lmaoo..... 💣 <- you lol.

not what I look like at all lol I was trying to make a wise looking mentor. the owl helps a lot i imagine.

anyway thanks for the tag!!!!!!! can't remember if I had already done this or not though lol

wheres that picture of like the performers at the bolshoi or somewhere reading about gagarin going into space during intermission while all still in costume

hell fucking yes

When playing Civilization and someone gets a Science Victory

tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"

Shout out to the guy who wanted to do some fun & silly little reviews but uncovered an illegal gambling operation

(Review 2)

this guy started out poking fun at australian politicians and ended up investigating the firebombing of his own home, during which he uncovered connections between the same politician he was making fun of + major organized crime

"So I did what any normal person would do, okay? I bought a hat and some makeup and disguised myself so that I could go undercover and do some digging on what I thought could be an illegal gambling operation that was fronting as a kebab restaurant."

Amazing.

Any modern reboot of Scooby Doo should make Shaggy a restaurant review youtuber

morning mobility routine

i posted this 5 months ago and been doing this routine near daily, it was extremely easy to memorize and is so helpful, a great place to start if you're not doing any daily stretches

Late May at the park. There’s fog in the valley.

i love you USPS I love you NASA i love you taxpayer funded services that actually contribute positively to society i love you libraries i love you public transport

For the record:

Listen to the Axolotl song. You will not regret it.

i’m about to Monopoly Go! out of my fucking mind

it’s almost strawberry season 🍓