c’mon everybody!!! *runs off excitedly and no one follows me*

thesis: calling things "biblically accurate" isnt funny anymore

antithesis: saying "none of these words are in the bible" isnt funny anymore either

synthesis: theres some level of biblical relevance that will make jokes funny but we havent found it yet

mistreating him

petting him

I must sleep. Sleep is the mind-healer. Sleep is the big-life that brings total ability to fucking do anything. I will face my bed. I will permit the blankie to pass over me and snores to pass through me. And when sleep has gone past I will turn the outer eye to greet the new morning. When the sleep has gone there will be everything. Energy and will to live will remain.

this is the most tumblrified man to have ever existed

I forgot about the existence of tumbler, but here I am and from this day on I will start uploading my old works. subscribe and stay tuned, very soon I will publish new pictures ^^

Just saw an adult man growl at a qr code on the wall

Fantasy books stop having arctic kingdoms of all blond hair blue eyed white people.

"Skin and hair as white as the snow and eyes as blue as the ice" stabbing and killing you

writers and artists will go "this isn't good enough." my brother in christ, you're creating something new out of nothing and expressing yourself creatively. your productivity and unrealistic standards of perfection do not define you or the worth of your art. you're doing great.

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

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you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.