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bonjour, mother fuckers

@onlyathief / onlyathief.tumblr.com

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im a liar because i am exhausted so i may not be around after all. apologies!

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Anonymous asked:

dew it! THE EYES!!!! (only if it makes you happy tho)

siiiiiiiighhssss

i just tried to do ONE and was almost at once angry. smh, not worth it lol.

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-steeples fingers- should i honestly edit the eyes of my icons??

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‘ i’m gonna eat all this chili … and / or die trying . do you want any ? ’

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"girl don't even ask, jus' bring it," he says, already grabbin' a bowl and spoon. "don't even care if it got beans neither, i ain't picky like them cowboys in texas, tch."

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"you make this, though?"

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“do you think instead of walking … i could fly?”

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he wasn't so sure what he thought she might say, but flyin' weren't it. drive, maybe? that might've made more sense and he's certain she weren't askin' for no piggyback ride given her declaration against all manner of being too close for comfort.

but fly?

"mon dieu, girl y'can fly??"

and it's not even like it's his first time seeing someone take to the skies, either. these days it's gotten to be more common, and storm went skyward with just a good gust of wind. he just didn't expect it from rogue.

granted, he only been here three whole days, so he don't know much about any of them, really.

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"well, shoo, don't let me stop ya," he whistled. "if it makes y'heart sing, cher, i say go for it."

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“i make this look good.”

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"non, girl, you make this look like we attending the met gala an' you'da one headin' it up like anna wintour's golden child."

in short...

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"d'hell you wearin' all that for?"

he'll get used to it eventually, he's sure. after all the version of himself already settled in this universe doesn't seem to blink a red eye at nothin', let alone the way this here emma frost be struttin' up into the battle zone lookin' like she just came off the catwalk of new york fashion week.

dieu!

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‘ i was a good person for six months . that’s like five years . ’ (from Callisto)

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"this your idea of bein' a bad person, then?"

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excuse the incredulity marking his face by way of pinched eyebrows and a slightly scrunched nose expression. she's young (he assumes) so of course she might think somethin' like that, eh? he can only imagine what she might think if she knew who he was at her age.

"'cos i hate t'break it to you, petit, but it ain't so much as bad as mildly morally grey, if that."

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unless tagged otherwise you are free to reblog my edits btw :)

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promise i'll do replies later <3 just enjoying my weekend by taking a nap

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