transfixed by rose golden glows

The unique thing about an armadillo is that it is an animal that can both scamper and trundle

in many ways gideon is v much a standard gothic heroine but instead of putting this line of argument anywhere productive, i can't get the thought of her stumbling across the dracula brides milf room and losing her mind and subsequently dying within the first thirty or so pages of bram stoker's dracula out of my head. so now you all can have it also

have had it pointed out that harrow's main role in the narrative would be to keep her from doing exactly this. refuted by the fact that harrowhark nonagesimus would die on page five from contact with paprika

I chime in with a haven’t you people ever heard of locking the goddamn tomb

Bro, my unyielding loyalty towards you is totally normal and healthy, I swear. It's just that it's definitely my duty to rip out your enemies throats with my bare teeth. You are the love of my life and I am your most valuable tool. Each night, I fantasize about dying in your arms, covered in blood, and then I close my eyes one final time, satisfied because I can feel your fingers on my face as I take my last breath. Haha anyways

me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions

[5 years later]

highly throwable imp: hoohoohee

me: hmm

Just checking in with the chuckable imp union, how's negotiations going?

it's really up in the air right now

i was born inside an airpod case 3 minutes ago your honor and i love abortion

An overgrown light pole in Poland

The university currently violently suppressing students protesting genocide with cops is awarding the rag responsible for running cover ups and justification for the genocide those students are protesting with the "highest award in journalism".

@fairuzfan ...........

Yeah see I was saying

They won it specifically for "their reporting on the middle east" according to the times article. You know. The lies they spread through thoroughly debunked articles that has been said to galvanize Israeli forces to conduct their massacre campaigns.

Caruso Hotel

😳 <- this emoji but without the blush or romantic connotation. im not blushing im staring you directly in your fucking eyes

if you excuse the bad editing it would look like this

can we hit 150k before this piece of shits one year anniversary

u know before yellow emojis took over as automatic, the one we used for this exactly was O_O . which has unfortunately become the shortcut for the stupid blushy one. but we also used to emphasize the emotion by making the mouth bigger, O_________O . there was also o_O , for when you're weirded out, and o_o for small weirds or intrigue. you could use a period instead of an underscore for the mouth, o.o, O.O, which was a little more like shock.

there was also -_- for when you're annoyed. -_-* for pissed. the asterisk is a forehead vein. a very bad day or very bad joke could result in -___________-********** .

anyway that's your history lesson for the day, dont forget your roots.

let us also not forget the meekest of them all: ._.

me at the job i begged god for

You’re just not ready. At no point in this video when he says the next thing are you ready.