i haven't seen a 2021 netflix template so i made one myself lol
i might make additional add ons to this :)
hi everyone!
sorry for being really inactive. i know i never post anything besides “incorrect quotes” but i felt like i kinda needed to now.
i just wanted to let you all know that i’ve decided to rebrand. i don’t really know what i’ll be posting from now on, but i’m kinda tired of just posting incorrect quotes lol.. its boring and repetitive so.
i enjoy making edits so i’ll probably post skz edits from now on idk. but thank u all for following & supporting my posts! <3
seungmin: minho, can you help me with something?
minho, grabbing seungmin’s face: sure. you want me to teach you how to kiss?
seungmin: WHAT?! NO!
seungmin: i know how to kiss! i’ve read books!
jeongin: you think you’re hilarious, don’t you?
jisung: i realize that you’re a little annoyed with me, and this might not be the best time to shower myself with praise, but, yes. yes, i do think i’m hilarious
changbin: felix is cute, i think i’m gonna ask him out
seungmin, thinking about the night before when a sleep deprived felix was standing on the table and screaming about how if there’s a pope in cars 3, there would’ve been a car jesus that got crucified: good, because i’m positive nobody else will
minho: what are you, five?
hyunjin: yeah, five heads taller than you
minho:
hyunjin: please don’t kill me i was kidding
jisung, felix, and seungmin: [screaming]
chan, sprinting into the room: WHAT’S WRONG SEUNGMIN?!
jisung: WHY ARE YOU ONLY ASKING SEUNGMIN?? WE’RE ALL SCREAMING!
chan: because seungmin only screams when it’s an emergency! you two scream whenever you have the chance!
minho: i’m sorry for all the stuff i said
jisung: and for punching me in the face right?
minho: no you definitely deserved that
minho: ...why are you looking at me through a fork?
seungmin: i’m pretending you’re in jail
minho: why?
seungmin: it’s spiritally healing
felix: SHIT!
chan: hey! no swearing! what are we?
felix: ...idols not swear-dols
minho, scolding the rest of the members: we aren’t mad, just disappointed
chan: no, we’re mad
minho: yes, we are mad. we are livid. but we’re gonna let this one slide
chan: no we are not
minho: i’m not a mind reader chan!
jisung: sold my mattress on ebay a couple nights back so i had some money to buy a pet
jisung: my back? stiff
jisung: chan? mad
jisung: my iguana? sick as fuck
changbin: FOUR MONTHS
chan: what’s he talking about?
minho: it’s not that big of a deal
changbin: YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT FOR FOUR MONTHS
seungmin on twitter: i’ve been informed that i’m too negative and hostile towards my members. so, to all my members out there; if my tweets or words have offended you, i humbly apologize. i honestly didn’t think you could read
minho: good job!
jeongin: you’re... giving me a sticker?
minho: not just any sticker! a sticker that says, “me-wow!”
jeongin: hyung, i’m not a child
minho: fine, i’ll take it back then
jeongin: no back off i earned this
seungmin: you may hug me for four to five seconds
felix, excitedly: FOURTY FIVE SECONDS???
seungmin: NO! four TO five seconds!
felix: TOO LATE!!
jisung: fuck capitalism. it's an unfair system that keeps poor people poor. you should not have to work three jobs to afford basic necessities
jisung, playing monopoly: sorry, maybe you should have tried not being poor
