Tiny Tales of Courage

Frustrated by “I could do more around the house before I sit down for magic than you’ve been doing in 8 hours”

First of all, hoe, you struggle with object impermanence and I feel like you’re fucking forgetting that I don’t clean on the weekends because you’re home, you called out Tuesday, and yesterday you got sent home by 11 and I woke up maybe an hour before. Because it’s literally impossible to get anything productive done with you home. So yeah, haven’t had much fucking time this week

Second, EIGHT HOURS WHERE BITCH LIKE YOU THINK I ACTUALLY GET 8 FULL HOURS??? YO???? HELLO???? LET ME JUST START THROWING OUT SOME STUFF I GET TO EVERY DAY AND THE GENERAL AMOUNT OF TIME IT TAKES ME TO GET THESE TASKS FINISHED

Making you fucking lunch and begrudgingly eating some myself- 1.5 hours (including actual eating, not including any dishes needed to be washed before or after)

Shower and makeup for the day- 1.5 hours

Walking your fucking dog 3 times a work day- 45 min (WHICH WOULD BE CUT SHORTER IF YOU COULD WALK YOUR OWN ANIMAL ONCE IN THE MORNING BEFORE WORK AND THEN ONCE WHEN YOU GET HOME, LIKE I ASKED AND YOU AGREED TO AND JUST NEVER FOLLOWED THROUGH ON, NOT THAT I SHOULD BE ASKING YOU TO WALK YOUR OWN ANIMAL YOUVE OWNED FOR YEARS AND IVE ONLY BEEN HERE A FEW MONTHS, BY HALF THAT)

Cleaning the bathroom 5 times because your dog refuses to shit outside any more and I’m pretty sure he’s peeing in the bathroom at this point just to be an asshole because I know there’s no way a chihuahua can hold this much liquid after 15 minutes and he was barely dribbling to pee outside by the end of the walk, which means he’s fucking holding it to relieve inside and only marking outside- 30 min

Stretch and work out- 1 hour

Like that alone is fucking over 5 hours. Which leaves me 2 hours, 45 min

And that’s without making any content, at all. Or taking any breaks in between tasks.

We have no garbage bags left and you can’t even take out the trash I asked you to do fucking several days ago when I broke down a package of raw chicken.

Please shut the fuck up.