RESIST

(prints)

carly rae jepsen is not a character but features prominently

i hope people realize that when i wear my shirt a unbuttoned a little too low it’s not a “i want people to see my cleavage” thing because it’s not that and i don’t even unbutton it low enough for that but it’s me channeling Jeff Goldbum as Dr. Ian Malcolm

this is today’s mood

Ne forget pas les quatres food groupes mes amis!

@maburito

La pomme d’eau. La pomme de terre. Le pomme de feu. La pomme d’air. Il y a très longtemps ces quatre patates vivaient en harmonie. Mais un jour, la pomme du feu décida de passer à l'attaque.

i don’t even fucking speak french but I fucking know what that last comment says

I am psyched

Cannot wait

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

You think you’re tough just cause you’re in the US marines? Heh, fool. I’m a soundcloud rapper

I hate that it’s the right note so much

this is honestly so beautiful musically

Unmute