desire

Me when I use the blender that makes 50% of all turtles feel immeasurable pain

Street art in Melbourne, Australia.

My piece for @palimpsestzine ! I had a wonderful time working on this alongside such incredible organizers and artists. I adore this game and I adored working on this project!

You can download the zine here! It was put together with SO much care and detail, and everyone's contributions are stunning. Any proceeds go to Librarians With Palestine!

auto suggest bewilders me

No worries! I'm out walking

THE corpse

unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here

runner up

adding in he is going to tell my fucking mom to make the holy trinity

um but i also rejoice

i cant stand adventuring with necromancers 🤦‍♂️. you know what really gets to me? they never TELL you they're a necromancer. they always use some normal spells at first. like ice spike and shit. and then you turn around to look at your party and you notice there's one extra person there. yeeep. they resurrected the researcher that died before us and left a journal warning us of the incoming dangers at the dungeon. and you know you can't tell them shit. you hurt a wizards' feelings and they fireball you into a pile of dust while you're sleeping and cook a potion with your ashes. 🤦‍♂️

and before anyone says anything i dont have anything against conjurers. just wish more of them had the common fucking sense to summon elemental spirits or whatever.

Still Life with Magic Wand by Severin Roesen.

🎃 31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN 🎃 day four / thirty-one

Manifestation ✧

Available as a print for a short time.

those!!! are!!! his!!!! tits!!! be gentle 👉👈

i love it when people trap the warden in minecraft by making a moving piston that makes noise so the warden just quietly stares at it. ipad baby

his touy

if i was an animal id be a gorilla

Darling, sweetie, Baby... you are already an animal

Huh....

Don’t listen Ricky you are perfect human child roughly decently sized watermelon stature

thats true and kind