Reblog if you can see my icon and it is not pixelized.

That means Tumblr has not flagged my profile as “Sensitive”.

staff was like

oh shit like the 17th 17th??

misinformation i keep seeing

- “people are muted” no nobody is muted. it’s just a glitch that affected some posts, mostly text posts. don’t send staff any messages, just edit and save those posts and they’ll fix themselves

- “tumblr is banning custom themes” no it’s not

- “tumblr is banning kin stuff” no, it bans impersonation. as in you cant pretend to be someone such as a celebrity. Same with mastadon.

- “they banned nsfw to get back into the app store” they banned nsfw cuz verizon cant sell ads next to porn, the app store debacle just made them speed up the process. this all stems back to capitalism sucks.

- “a hatsune miku kinnie made up the blocking glitch as an excuse to block all their mutuals” this is a real glitch happening right now and it either appears you cant message/send asks to your mutuals or if you go to their blog an error that looks like theyve deleted pops up (im on mobile, opening and closing the app seems to fix it).

everyone linking their other social media is like writing your phone number in people’s yearbooks senior year like guys… it’s been real but realistically?

so, how long till this Tumblr bans us for being horny on main

Well let’s see, we all use the internet let’s say 6 hours a day, times 4 years, minus we’re not bots…

Hmm…. 3 week, yes.

We all have 3 weeks to live.

Holy shit @miedriwesley was almost right. we all had 4 weeks to live

HOLY SHIT IM ALMOST A PSYCHIC!!!

This website was literally so fucking stupid. You used to be able to just fucking edit somebody’s post. Like just change it entirely. Nothing was stopping you. What the fuck. Imagine logging into your youtub account and some bozo changed your funny comment to say you love being a dummy. That’s what used to happen here. Every single day.

It was the fucking best

Results so far

ok so our titty choices are now: cubism, jpeg, manga, and Picasso’s Blue Period

jeff bezos: now that i’m the richest man on the planet with a net worth of over 100 billion dollars

jeff bezos: how about i create new ways to fuck over my employees and underpay them

jeff bezos: i’ve got it, i’ll legally not pay them while they’re still on the clock, and i’ll get the supreme court to agree with me

me: 

Jeff Bezos currently has a net worth of $133.2 billion. 

It’s remarkable to me that he could personally afford to fix Puerto Rico’s critical infrastructure, and still be among the top 10 billionaires in the USA afterwards. He could afford to completely repair Puerto Rico and still have enough money to be in the top 20. 

Jeff Bezos could afford to personally end world hunger for a year and still be among the top 10 US billionaires. He could feed the entire planet for 3 years and still be in the top 20.

If you had $133.2 billion in a savings account with an interest rate of 0.06% (the average rate), you would receive $79.9 million in interest every year without having to do anything. All he needs to do is keep breathing, and he will make 57 times more this year than an average US citizen will make in their entire lifetime. 

He could spend $80 million this year and would not even notice its absence.

It’s estimated that it would take $55 million and a year of work to fix Flint, MI’s water supply. 

I’m just saying. 

Just saw this on Twitter and I’m dying

hmmmmm

i am incredibly tired of my editing application crashing so take this as it is lol

op marry me i watched this twice and i’m still laughing my a-

The words “Female presenting nipples” was something I had expected to hear from a TERF and a transphobe not from the fucking staff of a million user inhabited social media website but here we are

Truth coming out of her well (with female-presenting nipples) to shame everyone

oh sweet irony

Everyone on Tumblr rn

@staff right now

hey quick question, why is this the funniest reddit comment i have ever read in my entire life

dare i say…..savage?

LOOOOOOOOOOL