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◜ kait ◝

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“who are u dressing up like that for? 😳” random ppl in the supermarket why do u ask

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roselalonde

whenever my girlfriend has to go do something while we’re on call she puts a stuffed animal on camera so i don’t get lonely

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i’m sorry but if i don’t disappear mysteriously, causing an odd group of people who knew me to get together to solve my disappearance, all the while they find out they all knew wildly different versions of me and didn’t really know me at all, then what has this all been for?

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mxnrique

remember when they made missy elliott a fish

and they made christina aguilera a jellyfish

And they performed the best goddamn cover of car wash to date next

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jdandchi

NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY

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a viewing tower for fish made with an old fish tank and a couple of cinder blocks

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fini-mun

Whenever I see these ‘observation towers’ they’re always jam packed with fish. Do fish just enjoy being able to see over the regular water level that much? Is this a good method of enrichment for fish?

If you could hang out in space, wouldn’t you???

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hungwy

Being in the ocean is scary (not a usual human biome) but the contents of the ocean are not

If you are in the ocean that makes you the contents and I am afraid of you

*I furrow my brow and look deeply into your eyes for only a few seconds but it feels like eternity and then i tip back and disappear under the brackish water. you never return to the sea again*

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