*holding both hands to the sides of my temple, struggling and sweating. A hotdog (no bun) levitates in front of my face*

Aaaaaaauuuuuuugggghhhh-

*The hotdog rockets forward past my face, splattering on the wall behind me*

*places another hotdog in front of you*

Again.

the absolute fucking height of comedy is scientists and scholars getting into fights over incredibly niche subjects. the idea of nerds in labcoats and suits getting close to blows over something that only like 20 people care about is so funny. 

this is what real comedy looks like

SU SDCC poster phone wallpapers ||| like/reblog if you use, enjoy!

also explains why conservatives and neoliberal centrists actually prefer higher tuition fees rather than making tertiary education free.

‘we only succeed when voters are dumb and gullible’ is a very telling admission

today i spent a good 45 minutes looking at food service memes on instagram

first movie vs (possibly) last movie

A Giant Star Factory in Neighboring Galaxy NGC 6822 NASA

js

i really like when crows just insert themselves into a group of other birds and then act like there is absolutely nothing strange about it

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nobody will suspect a thing

Boycott To Siri With Love

If you are planning on reading or gifting “To Siri With Love” by Judith Newman, please be aware that the autistic community has called for a boycott. The book is a grotesque invasion of the 13-year old son’s privacy including her cruel observations that imagining him having sex is accompanied by the Benny Hill soundtrack in her head. She plans to acquire power of attorney to have him forcibly sterilized when he is 18 without his consent.

Books having a long shelf life, this tell-all laughing at his struggles with social communication, motor apraxia, etc. may make her a lot of money and has gotten her on the NYT book list, however that book is going to follow him for the rest of his life. It is child abuse in printed format. 

Okay, so I read the first twenty pages of the book, and HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS IT’S BAD.

And that’s just within the first twenty pages.

Here is a post by an actually autistic lady detailing the horrible, callous, dehumanizing way this author speaks of autistic people, the way said author has behaved on Twitter towards autistic people, and yes the author’s unashamed declaration that she intends to forcibly sterilize her autistic son who was, let me remind you, thirteen years old at the time she wrote the book (and is still a minor).

In conclusion, fuck this woman. Absolutely boycott this book. As an autistic person, I know our voices are incredibly diverse, but I think I speak for all of us in saying this: I do not want to be condescended to by people who pretend they’re on my side.

If the autistic community finds her words about autism abhorrent, I don’t think I need more convincing.

I love how she says “breed” like I’m some kind of showdog

biggest hetero lie i’ve been told: fighting is a part of a healthy romantic relationship

Disagreements are a part of every healthy relationship. Having bad days when you’re not your best self is a part of every healthy relationship. Fighting, disrespect, and insults? Those are not healthy at all. 

^^^^^^^^^^^^ the fact that some people don’t get this is staggering.

*puts on a wizard hat*

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Haha your hat is cute

*puts on a cowboy hat*

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thank you! solidarity

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there is a hamburger on my head!

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Hello! I’d like to buy a hat for my little seal head please!

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There you go! Enjoy!

it got better!

“I don’t want you to be hopeful, I want you to feel fear” this girl is 43 levels of metal

If you don’t reblog this you are DEAD to me.

This is Greta Thunberg. She is an activist for comprehensive climate change policies and action. She is a nominee for the Nobel Peace Prize. She’s 16. She’s remarkable.

Yes indeed!

BREAKING NEWS: Huge fire reported at Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris, France

Terrible.

I keep imagining Loki landing on Sakaar and the scavengers are like, “are you food or a fighter?“ 

And Loki’s like, “is there a third option?”

Some masked fellow says, “space floozy.”

“Right. That then. I’m that.”

@mischiefnightly Space Floozy