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“…I didn’t happen to mention this one Gengar I got on Wondertrade, did I?” Technically Shadow was a Haunter when Lucas received him, but that’s not the point. The point is that there’s a shiny Gengar floating about, Lucas’ hat on his forehead and a huge grin on its face.

‘ How adorable! I love his color! I haven’t seen a shiny Gengar in a while. Like a very long time! ’ He said and reached out to pet it. He just wanted to cuddle it.’ Come in! Let him see my children! ’ 

          ‘ well… if.. if you insist. ‘

Nosy man takes liberty in peeking into the bag because he is nosy.

‘ Ooh. Do you cook? I love cooking a lot. Especially spicy foods! ’

        they were distracted enough as it was. ❝ do me a favor and show yourself out. ❞

 ‘ B-But I really need  — ’ He was about to retort angrily when his lead lowered. As if he blacked out for a couple of seconds. He stood up and bowed in respect. ‘ I do apologize for my disrespectful behavior. ’

He rose up, his expression was soft  — totally different than when he came inside the office. ‘ I will check out the application if you do not my persistence. I promise you that I’m a great worker once I put effort into it. By the way, m brother will definitely speak to you on the phone whenever you are free. Do you have a business card so that I can reach you?”

@geiiist

         ❝ she isn’t here to be your entertainment. ❞  his hands struck against the shoulders of the stranger who had been making an attempt to flirt with one of his employees. the young woman, flushed and embarrassed at being caught, was already halfway down the corridor. it was a wise choice, before her employer turned his frustrations upon her.

         ❝ your distractions aren’t welcome here, ❞ he hissed, sharp teeth flashing with venom. ❝ state your business. NOW. ❞

‘ Sorry, ’ he muttered trying to catch another glance at the female but she was already gone. He cleared his throat and exhaled. He tried to be as professional as he could. ‘ Well, my brother insisted I get a job so I thought I’d swing by here and set up an appointment for an interview? I’ve gotten my resume done. ’

The best thing he could do, was make his brother sound alive  — He doubts he would as for him or to see him. That’s when things would get a little too strange for his liking. He made sure to maintain eye contact with the other. If he really wanted this job he knew he had to be serious.

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          ‘ eh–? oh.. n, no, but thank you. i… think i have them. ‘

‘ Oh come on! Let a gentleman help you! ‘

@geiiist

“Not that I am displeased to see you, Morty. But I’m not really sure what you exactly need my help with, I’ll try my best to lend you a hand with whatever you need.” 

‘ I would ask my brother but he’s... well he’s dead, ’ he said half sarcastically. ‘ I need help reorganizing these things if you don’t mind. After that, I’ll make us some lunch! ’

I’ve always had a headcanon that Falkner/Hayato actually had really floofy hair