Reggie: Is anybody checking out my ass?
Luke: No?
Reggie: Well somebody should be.
Alex, sharing a bed with Willie: what if our feet touch?
Willie: If our feet touch we fuck, obviously.
Alex, sitting at his drum: I get asked a lot why i don't have a girlfriend and i thought i would answer that through song, so here it goes.
Alex: *crashes symbol*
Alex: I’m gay.
Julie:
Nick: Hey :)
Luke: stay back slut (ง'̀-'́)ง
Julie: Hey. If I ask you a dating question do you promise not to be weird?
Flynn: Yeah of course.
Julie: So there’s this guy-
Flynn: You can do better.
Alex: Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
Willie: Yeah. February 14th right?
Alex: Why are you like this.
Nick: If a demon possessed me I’d just be like “aight, take it from here man.”
Julie: *talks to someone*
Luke: I’ve lost her. Look, she’s practically in love with someone else.
Reggie: You hate me? Wow. I bet you think you’re hot shit. Well guess what, I hated me first so you aren’t even original.
Julie: No more stress thanks, I’m full.
Luke: I didn't know what kind of chocolate you like, so I got you all of them.
Julie: Babe, there's like 300 boxes here.
Luke: I panicked, okay?
Willie to Alex: Your smile? It makes my day.
Luke to Julie: You happiness? Keeps me going.
Reggie: Hotel? Trivago.
Luke, to Trevor: Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? No, a summer’s day is not a bitch.
Julie, to Caleb: Ah, my old arch enemy.
Carrie: ... I thought I was your arch enemy?
Julie: I have a life outside of you, Carrie.
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Reggie: You consider me a sexy man right?
Luke: I have no clue how to respond to you.
Alex: You should put some sunscreen on.
Willie: I’m a grown man, I don’t need that.
Alex: You think you’re stronger than the sun?
Willie: …
Alex: THE SUN?