Little Minecraft fox

White Women Wednesday

I can't stop watching this video. This is my favorite thing. The totally incorrect shotgunning. The fact that there's no reason for the woman on the left to take a step in the direction that she did. The other woman's immediate reaction to shut off the phone first before even helping her friend. The fact that they don't say a word or make a sound the whole time. This is a masterpiece.

Need head from a broad with acid reflux. Make it sizzle princess

how does tumblr think they can possibly police the content on this website

if i was sisyphus id eat a bit of dirt off the slope every time on my way up until the slope is no longer steep enough for the boulder to roll down. it would be end of suffering in 47 days

if i was atlas id shake the sky up and down to make the laminated wobble sound worldwide every day and piss zeus off enough to kill me or himself

no idea how id cope being prometheus. he died so we can light joints i wish him the best

they call me horse cause i am kicking and kicking and kicking you kicking you kick your bones apart and die forever

Ads on tumblr mobile (January 2022) for android that force open the app store without any click/interaction, violating tumblr's ad policy:

-lyft

-doordash

-crypto.com

-the epoch times, far right media outlet for the Falun Gong cult

at first I was ignoring them, but there's no way to report them and not even an indication of which specific ads are causing this behavior at the time it happens, so this is the only way I can put them on blast. Browser interference is explicitly prohibited in tumblr's advertising guidelines, it's no different from opening popups. Expect updates because this happens CONSTANTLY, these are just the ones I've seen in the last day or two, and feel free to add others doing it.

@support @staff

two shitty services, a scam, and a nazi cult. why am I not surprised that these are the ads that force open the browser on mobile. it's probably because no one in their right mind would actually click them. hell, shit like those last two shouldn't even be run on this site. I hope everyone involved in the ad approval process drops dead

This moment in monster factory is a gem:

Just *chef’s kiss*

how i make bread is real and justin is 100% spot on it’s incredible

WHAT

2020.06.20

Me when im in an area

electric stoves aren’t real btw they’re placebo stoves. your food cooks because of the placebo effect

yeah no its just a bunch of LEDs that turn red, it only boils water because you expect the water to boil

on the topic of hmc i always felt bad for markl when howl was losing it over his hair like poor kids standing there with the exact same hair color

He fucking looks it, bud.

Blush Repair by cosmetic_doctor

I thought this may be some kind of ASMR thing and it COULD be if it didn’t kill me dead with the little air puffer thing

WOOBWOOBWHOOBWHOOB

Cat playing Chess

you cant do that with a pawn you stupid fuck

my unpopular opinion is that i hate tiktok because now people just publicly watch loud ass videos in public spaces with no regard for anyone else. 100% it was not this bad with youtube, it’s such a different thing with tiktok. put on headphones. you are grown.

Girl……

This is it! This is what social media/smart tech have done! They’ve rotted away any distinction between private and public.

Yes, we do have the right to make demands on public behavior. Of course we do. Have you never heard of laws and etiquette? I’m not allowed to grocery shop naked. You can’t rummage through my purse. I can’t have a work meeting in the middle of a movie theatre.

I remember when it was taboo simply to answer your cell phone in public. The person answering would apologize and try to go to a more private area. Then public calls were normalized. Then putting people on speaker. Then listening to music without headphones. Do you know how many times I have hiked up a mountain or driven to the beach, only to be met with someone blaring shitty top 40 music from their portable speaker, because Heaven forbid you go one hour without noise?

Old woman yells at cloud and all that, but I can’t believe someone is not only admitting this behavior, but saying it’s a good thing! No one likes you! You’re a menace!

^^^^ yes!! You’re not oppressed bestie you’re just living in a society. Grow up.