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Disclaimer: Think about it. Write about it. Have hard thoughts. Do not take it seriously. None of this confirmation is confirmed and all theoretical. If you want to read more, check out my 'Hongjoong as your late bloomer bf' post.

Methodology: Traditional Astrology & Whole Sign

Hongjoong has dyed his hair back black and it's my favourite hair colour on him (we see it so rarely) and b/c he's my Ateez bias- I had to revamp his natal chart.

I have not seen ppl referring to Seonghwa as a female because I hardly go on Twitter but really???

They're taking the whole 'Mommy x genderless' thing way too far!!!

Yeah, he's admitted he likes wearing an androgynous and 'feminine' style of clothing that goes against traditional 'masculine' clothing.

But he's always identified as a male and gone by he/him pronouns right??

Right??

I haven't seen any footage of him stating he wants to be called a woman or have she/her pronouns.

And you can't force that on someone either, until I have actual proof that he wants to be called a female and have she/her pronouns.

I will be referring to Seonghwa as a man and using he/him pronouns.

I thought that in 2024- ppl would understand that a man could wear a skirt or a corset or heeled boots and still identify as a man.

Also Seonghwa actively scrolls through Twitter so do ppl not know he sees those remarks?

The way I ran- RAN to this ask even though I have 100 asks before it!!

here's the link:

In context: Yunho in a Toktoq voice live said he really enjoys it when he can make people whine his name and i'm like OMG!!!

He said it makes him surprised and flustered as a performer and the thoughts are currently being thunked.

Imagine him wanting to hear you beg for him???

'Come on princess, you want me to give you what you want...I want to hear you say my name until you're whining and begging for me'

another point against my 'yunho is the most dominant member of ateez' noticeboard.

You don't sound like a mad bitch and I'm honestly impressed by your dedication by calculating every option for the rising sign. I know this ask was from awhile ago but what was your process in trying to figure out every rising sign? Gimme some tips because I still have difficulty in being able to pin-point rising signs from a distance.

Would he still have a Virgo Moon then if he's a Cancer Rising?

Or would that change to him being a Libra Moon?

It would make sense because if he has a ninth house venus, then that would place his aries mars in either the 10th or 11th house.

Good work anon, would you like an emoji??

ACE COMMUNITY I NEED YOUR HELP!

I had an thought about in my kinktober series about making my jongho smut focused on him being on the gray placiosexual spectrum where he enjoys giving pleasure but not receiving- is that included in the ace community and would ppl read it?

If you're someone who's on the ace spectrum- would this be something you're interested in reading?

I have a feeling considering the people who identify as ace who read my works are sex-neutral.

BUT JUST WANTED TO CHECK!

Hey so I actually struggled to write a response to this honestly b/c I hadn't heard of partynextdoor until now and yes I know this is a late response but better late than never @hongjoongateez2023 !

In my head I thought that the song was about a fuckboi who put minimal effort into the girl and then he gets feelings attached when she starts pushing away.

(which is just the way it works with guys right? Why don't they make a move when you're available?? Why do they have to wait?)

I guess having a Fire Sign with an Air Venus or vice versa always gives off these types of vibes- particurlarly the less 'romantic' venus signs like gemini, aquarius, virgo, capricorn etc.

And total Seonghwa and Wooyoung fboi vibes

Hey- yeah of course I'm always open to talking about fanfics from another author or even another astrology or tarot blog.

I enjoy reading different people's perspectives and love reading great work-

Just as long as it doesn't contain any content I'm not into reading or writing which is pinned in my masterlist.

But again...I don't like to read smut containing degradation, sadism, breeding (or anything children related honestly), anal and 3somes.

And of course anything very taboo that you would have to search for on the deep web.

But apart from that- I'm pretty much down to read most things.

So yeah, send them through.

I honestly don't know if this was intentional or mistake but I watched this Tiktok and Yunho is not in it at all-

Wooyoung was pretty chill though and his soft whispering in 'The Leaders' is always nice on the ears to listen too.

This is the most random question and I love it.

What kind of kink is 'tits fuck'?

Is that the type where he puts your dick in between your boobs and rubs against it?

I need more context for it to provide an answer haha.

Hey beautiful anon- as someone who's main love language is words of affirmation *praise kink* this was really heart-warming and I've been going through some stuff so I rlly needed to hear this.

I'm struggling with finances b/c the recession in Australia is so bad so I'm having to work jobs I don't want too b/c I need the money to afford basic essentials haha *sad face*.

It's why right now I'm just doing two posts per month which is one fic and one astrology analysis b/c is the most consistent I can be right now.

Life is hard and I'm not doing okay but these beautiful comments just make living that little bit easier.

Thank you my love