Full of Things and Stuff

a freshman year enlightenment of mine

I go to an all girls school

A list of what else to expect at a girl’s school:

GROSS TESTOSTERONE LUMPS

OK SO WHEN I WAS YOUNGER I MOVED TO AN ALL GIRLSCHOOL AFTER BEING IN A COMP FOR MOST OF MY SCHOOL LIFE HERE IS WHAT I LEARNT ABOUT GIRLSCHOOL IN MY YEAR THERE:

-BOUNDARIES DO NOT EXIST, IF YOUR TIGHTS ARE FALLING DOWN, YOU HIKE THAT CROTCH UP NO PROBLEMO IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HALL WAY, GOT CRAMPS? ANNOUNCE IT. NEED A TAMPON? SHOUT DOWN THE HALLWAY SOMEONE WILL GIVE YOU ONE. 

-GIRLS ARE MAGICAL PROBLEM SOLVING CREATURES, WE HAD A NO MAKEUP RULE AND IN THAT YEAR I LEARNT HOW TO USE VASELINE AS MASCARA, HOW TO CREATE A ROCK SOLID HAIRBUN THAT STILL LOOKS POOFY AND CUTE AND HOW TO GET RID OF SPOTS USING NOTHING BUT TOOTHPASTE AND ICE.

-GIRLS HAVE WEIRD TRADITIONS LIKE CLEANING OUT LOCKERS ALL AT ONCE AND TRADING THINGS DOWN BECAUSE UNIFORM AND STUFF IS EXPENSIVE AND PEOPLE LIKE TO TRADE JEWELLERY AND THINGS IDK I NEVER EXPERIENCED THIS.

-GIRLS ARE PACK ANIMALS, IT DIDN’T MATTER IF YOU HATED THAT BITCH IF A GUY CHEATED ON HER OR HURT HER IN ANY WAY HE WAS UNDATABLE TO THE ENTIRE FORM.

-I AM HELLA GAY.

that last bullet tho

the best way to play Pokemon games is like you’re an 8 year old. IV? EV? Shiny chaining? Nah. We catch pokemon because they look cool. if my pokemon is bashful or whatever that means nothing to me.

no if my pokemon is bashful i send her out later in the battle so she has time to gather her nerves show some respect

Bad Cats.

OP, you fool. These are THE BEST CATS

Stanley is so chaotic I love him

exam stress makes you do weird things

for instance me and my friends started a small cult around a Very thick horse statue outside a hotel on the route to where we take exams. 

his name is His Chonkyness Lord Frudward The Unit The Third and hes the god of trials and judgement and whenever we need good luck we trace a horse shoe shape on our chest and then pound it with our fist

i have an important question do you trace them with the round part up or the round part down?

I’m unaware of what OP does but I assume you should trace it with the opening up (so a U shape) because a horseshoe hung opening down will allow the luck to run out

his chonkyness does not adhere to normal luck rituals as he is an independent deity, so no, the shoe points down

(also some people believe they should be hung down as to symbolize releasing the luck to people who need it)

plz provide reference pics for art?

this is him lmao

hes like 2 and a half feet wide at Least

*cat rubbing face on me*

me: oh hello!:) youre so sweet. *pets*

cat: Im Just Adorable Little Stinky Boy And Im Rubbing My Scent Glands Right On Your And Thats All There Is To It!

Another one EEEPP 

Ryumako date on sushio’s twitter 

I guess it’s time to post about dinosaur sex while I still can. So uh…send in your questions?

uh oh

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Secunda (Requested)

For some reason my brain can’t reconcile that this song exists outside of the game. Every note of this is branded on my subconscious. I’ve listened to this song more than I’ve listened to my own voice and yet it still manages to calm my body better than an anesthetic. I’m astral projecting - my thumbs are typing but my soul is playing Skyrim.

Choose your fighter. Hero VS Villain Splatfest.

SHINY CABBAGE