Savathûn Apologist

as far as i'm concerned, all names are drag names

can someone please send me that post abt washing your sheets "climb in my brothers"

[ID: Tweet by Archie Henderson @jazzemu_ [inside washing machine] duvet cover: climb in my brothers every single piece of clothing: we shall build a new life in the big sock /end ID]

tumblr needs a one way block button so you don't have to see their terrible posts but they could still see your beautiful ones. if they so chose

Every time I see a duck I think to myself that I want to pick up that duck. There is a sort of quality of the duck that makes it feel like the act of picking up the duck would somehow be analogous to those strange videos where people use knives to cleanly cut through multilayered cakes. There would be a sort of accumulative act even without taking permanent possession of the duck. It would rather be more like pulling the lever on some ancient machine which makes a counter increase by one. The duck is the lever. I hope my meaning is clear to you all?

vote yes if you have finished the entire book.

vote no if you have not finished the entire book.

(faq · submit a book)

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

If you guys were on here at 11 years old what would you be posting about

Trillium

ID. several photos of trillium plants, which are short three-leaved, three-petaled flowers. most are white but one is purple. End ID.

Apple Macintosh 128K

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[ID: An image in the style of an advertisement or an informational panel, depicting a detailed drawn image of a boxy old-fashioned computer with cathode ray screen, semi-translucent to show the interior. The large title reads in all caps: “Cybersex is holy.” Main text reads: “How much more personal can a personal computer get? It can sing like Caruso, paint like Kadinski, and teach you who both of them are. It can hold your gaze and shudder under your touch if you rip it open to the insides. Remember, absolute power corrupts. Enjoy. A label pointing to the rim of the screen reads: “touch me here.” A label pointing to the interior wiring reads: “and here.” Further labels pointing around to different parts of the computer read: “and here,” “and here,” “til you can’t stomach it anymore,” “step away and remember the beautiful people waiting in line to put a mouse in your hand / that you know connects to me / right here,” “and then come back,” “i know you want it,” “65K bytes of ROM,” “who could resist?”, “you already know how to use me,” “fucking me open is how you run maintenance,” “128K bytes RAM,” “i’m in the palm of your hand.” There is tiny binary in the corner of the image.

In the reblog is a screenshot of a comment on the post from tumblr user “applechime” which reads: “the tiny binary at the bottom says “kill me to fuck me” in case anyone was curious and did not want to squint at it long enough to run it thru a translator /end ID]

if you've never engaged with a creative art on a regular basis you need to understand that it requires concerted effort to get into "the groove" to make something and every second that it takes to get into that groove causes physical pain, but the only thing worse than doing it is not doing it.

[Image I.D. Tweet from the filmmaker Defunctland, replying to a screenshotted question from Ask Reddit: “What’s the one part of your hobby that you hate doing?” He responds, “I hate literally every step in the filmmaking process. The only thing I hate more than making a film is not making a film.” End I.D.]

love starting a war show they just throw 25 identical looking guys at u and then leave u too it. they don't even wish u good luck or nothing just. here have the lads. its like getting into a new kpop group

I love the cast of mota

Ive circled all the faces I think are just just same guy

Please save me from the high cheekbone chiseled jawline thick eyebrows brown hair blue eyes 30-50 year old conventionally handsome thin rectangular faced symmetrical white men with detached earlobes and a cleft chin I'm begging you

Straight up just didn't see the fucker

ID. op image and first reblog image is the same 4x5 grid of headshots of conventionally attractive white guys. the first one in the middle row is Henry Cavill, and the other 19 are Matt Bomer. first reblog image has all but one circled, in 4 different colors. the single one not circled is not Henry Cavill.

second reblog image is a screenshotted tag reading, "only one of these being visually distinct enough to not be circled is telling." End ID.

That whole poll going around with additions about how choking is always dangerous enough to potentially kill you is…technically correct, but what you should be doing in a breath play scene is not the kind of choking I think the people on that post are talking about? Like no it is not ever safe to two-handedly apply heavy pressure to someone’s trachea, but again, that’s not what you’re supposed to be doing. What you do is:

-talk about it first, understand the risk of temporarily reducing blood to the brain, and establish both a safe word and a nonverbal way to say “stop”, and go to a demonstration if at all possible (if you live in or near a major US city there’s probably a kink club, these are typically members- and guests-of-members-only but do demos for the public at least once a month)

-use the thumb and index finger of one hand

-DO NOT PRESS DOWN ON THE WINDPIPE

-know where the carotid arteries are (hint: under the sides of the jaw! Look at a diagram!)

-apply LIGHT, pulsing pressure to the carotid arteries for 10 seconds at a time to briefly limit blood flow, without putting your body weight into it

-be sure that the person being choked can still speak and breathe

-do not use any tools like belts, chains, collars etc. because you can’t feel with them like you can with your hand

-once you’re educated try doing it to yourself to get an idea of what safe-as-possible choking feels like

It’s not something you should do casually without experience and education, it’s not something you should do frequently or for extended periods because depriving the brain of blood on a regular basis is not good, if someone chokes you non consensually that person is extremely dangerous to be around, and it’s absolutely more dangerous than a lot of people think it is, but if it’s something you really really want to try, don’t strike it off your list because tumblr said you’re likely to die. It is uncommon for people to die of consensual choking (more common is nerve damage and other injuries from improper procedure) and the protocol described above make for a situation where you experience the rush and lightheadedness of limiting blood flow to the brain via the carotid arteries, simulating the feeling you’d get from being unable to breathe, rather than ACTUALLY being unable to breathe. You should always be able to breathe while doing this.

why did my dad send this

should i be concerned

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A digital edit of 7 corndogs lined up on a white backround, with text in varying sizes and fonts reading "Off work late? hungry, but too tired to cook? try seven corndogs, seven corndogs back to back, no mustard no ketchup, just dog, eat the stick too, you will certaintly not regret eating seven corndogs".

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once you start saying “yippee!” you will never stop

I made (ceramic) salmon for dinner

the way people on here talk about finding out people arent exaggerating about laios dungeon meshi is wild like ok. at gunpoint im asking you please to explain why its funny or surprising or hard to comprehend that a character from a japanese work may be intended autistic without just being incredibly openly racist.