At the end of my rope and it keeps getting longer like some sort of clown handkerchief bit?

Always something off about how an artist will spend years and years making a webcomic and then you can just read all of it in like a few hours

Whoof.

love ppl online being like "ur literally 30" like do u think thats not gonna happen to you??

You can't leave this in the tags

I hate calling in sick I don't want to inform anyone about my abnormal bowel movements

I love it. I call them up and say hey bossman I'm camped out on the shitter today yeehaw

you are so beautiful in every way

We will get married on a windswept cliff and the dinner will be easily digestible

fuck it. kafcake

gregor cake is 1 years old today<3

@emobatsy kafkaesque…

the shape that I am

here's the link to the source

she does lots of videos like this on her insta

I'm glad I don't live in the USA because if I had easy access to cinnamon buns I'd be in the hopsital

Did you know you can make your own cinnamon buns? There are recipes online and everything and they’re not actually that hard to make.

Hi. Please avoid preventing future chapters of TTO:U, thank you.

Me learning this recipe would contribute to my ultimate goal of causing problems for the health system

They're also somewhat easy to make! Some yeasty dough, some counter space, you're in business.

Saved! I don't have any counter space yet. I prepare food on the half of an old plastic fold-out table that's not covered in garden tools and battery chargers.

Honestly, Derin's cookingposts reassure me that my cooking approach is actually entirely normal and shared by people across the world.

Honestly, I'm kind of amazed that "add peas to it" and "prep on whatever surface is free but also probably holding craft supplies of some kind" aren't more common approaches.

It's my mission in life to advocate for doing stuff half-arsed or not great. the world is full of too many perfectly made up faces in perfect lighting under two thousand dollar cameras making perfect bread rolls and drawing perfect art and making perfect music and relaxing in their completely immaculate permaculture yards bursting with homegrown produce and that's NOT normal. That's NOT standard. If you want to do that and can to that it's great but those of us who dump a tin of tomatoes on a chopped onion and call it pasta sauce while we ignore the weeds choking our garden path are the average. Perfect isn't average and it's not the benchmark that you need to measure yourself against.

I've considered writing a cookbook for bad cooks who don't give a shit. I'm sure the market exists somewhere.

󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 “It’s Greek to me” in different languages.

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EVERYONE WISH OUR GOOD FRIEND JONATHAN HARKER SAFE TRAVELS TODAY

*doesnt check my academic email* everythings OK

*NOTE: in this case, phobia refers to a very strong irrational fear, not being a little scared of something. if you can handle snakes but they make you nervous, that's not a phobia.

What is the highest number of notes on a post you have made? What's your most "successful" post?

some loser: humans are innately selfish creatures

my psych book:

in the kingdom of the blind the one-eyed are kings