at this point it seems like tumblr staff is TRYING to drive off its userbase. First they’re like “hmm, our site is entirely known for the mass amounts of porn on here, so lets wipe that shit out! What else? Let’s make making custom themes damn near impossible! now, just for fun, lets make looking at the damn thing give you a migrane! THAT’LL drive those weird ass kinnies off our site!” but they dont know that anyone who’s still on this site has been using it for 5 years at the absolute fucking minimum and no matter how many times they knock the site down a peg we’re still gonna be here posting our callouts and unfunny ass text posts. tumblr staff is frantically dumping purell on us and we are the 0.01% of germs that it wont fucking kill

Bonus:

chaos

190218 Jungkook’s Reply to His Tweet

This is Jin-hyung putting on a show and something I’m uploading beacuse it’s Hobi-hyung’s birthday #HappyBdayHobi

A man with many charms. Happy birthday Hoseok! 🌞💛

u know how the tail of a really little brand new kitten sticks right up in the air and how their bodies are kinda chubby

thats good 

FORGOT to provide Evidence

In Austria, we call kittens at that age “Autodromkatzerl”, which translates to “bumper car kittens”, because of the way their tail sticks up. It’s not a really common word, but a very cute one, I think

this is a genuinely delightful bit of knowledge, thank you for sharing this!! omg

More proof!!!!

omg bless this post

Autodromkatzerl is my new favorite word.

Bumper car floofins!! Toot toot!!!!

hey if ur ever feelin shitty use this

Holy shit I’m trying not to cry.

i really needed this one tonight

omfg

Do it!!!

Oh my god…

tag yourself i am all of these

to clarify: they hinted very heavily that sweet victory would be played, even including a clip from the episode in maroon 5′s teaser, only for a newly animated segment to be used to introduce a DIFFERENT act. and Nickelodeon even seemed to have prepared a full version for them to play! 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMceYbH0xvk

child: *is passionate about absolutely anything*

parent: gotta insult it

every time i look at the mystery gang i have this like visceral feeling that someone is missing. but nobody ever is. who are they. what happened to them

logically i know this is them. these are the only people in the mystery gang. fred, daphne, velma, shaggy, and scooby. thats the 5 of them. but something deep within my lizard brain is telling me theres a 6th member that has been, for unknown reasons, banished from this timeline and our collective memory as a species

New rule: All memes must now be posted in the form of brain teasers

What kinda HBO Crashbox nonsense is this

Are you sure?

These pictures make me so happy. They’re so full of unconditional love and family. That’s what family is about.