Babygirl my minecraft house is fucked up in ways you couldnt even imagine

Not only are you not scratching the surface, you don't even know where you're digging

So to preface, a couple years ago I joined a Minecraft server with a big group of friends, where every now and again, they would come over to my House. And I thought it'd be really funny if I changed the House ever so slightly but always insisted that it was exactly the same, so occasionally when they'd come over they'd say, "Is this room different...?" and I would do my best deadpan sincere voice and say "no, it's always been like that! :D". Since I live in Europe it was really easy for me to exclusively work at night time for them, so from their point of view I was never really online. So over the course of probably like a year and a half, I just kept Extending The House. Every so slowly. Excruciatingly slowly. I kept making strange rooms with no purpose. Hallways that connected only to each other. Doors that lead to nowhere. Until finally one day, I logged in and there was a new room that I had Not built, and a new staircase that had definitely not been there before. Eventually I stopped adding onto my House because when I would log on it would be different anyway. Without me even doing it. One time I logged on and there were balloons. One day I logged on and my house was made of netherite. I realise it was my friends finally noticing the tomfoolery I'd been pulling for over a year and doing it back, but I like to believe that I'd committed to the bit of my house Growing for so long that I'd accidentally hexed it and it truly did begin manifesting its self :)

Except. the strange happenings did not stop there. Under the cut is all of my memories of unexplainable, weird and just generally Fucked Up things that occurred in my Minecraft House

I remembered some more bits and bobs and found pictures!! Also I literally had a dream last night btw that someone reblogged this and said "damn bitch you live like this?" and it made me wake myself up from laughing

I think im in love with you and you're an inspiration

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Hello! This isn’t a new class but I don’t think I ever actually posted it here, or at least I haven’t posted it in a long time! May I present: the Runekeeper! A new type of caster that focuses on casting runes, the more they understand a rune the more effects they are able to produce from it! Due to Tumblr’s ten image limit I was only able to include the first two pages of the runes, the rest are in the PDF. Hope you enjoy!

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Hello all! Here is an absolute Unit of a class! I really liked the Behemoth as did many of you, so I went ahead and made it! I really enjoyed the process of making it. I’ve been on a binge of updating and working on various projects lately, and this would be the product of that. I hope you enjoy!

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Hello! May I present the Empiric, a gritty, martial healer that doesn’t rely on magic to patch up their allies and cure their ailments. Make no mistake, an Empiric is perfectly capable of defending themselves and their patients from danger should the need arise. I technically finished this class before the Hexslinger, but I wanted to work some stuff out with it first before I posted it. Hope you enjoy and thank you!

Update: Reworked some of the features and added two new subclasses!

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Well guess who went and made their 9th class! This guy! It's an amalgamation of all sorts of horrific inspiration for this holiday season! Been listening to a lot of the NoSleep Podcast while making it to get in the headspace and more inspiration! Hope you enjoy!

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A group of druids that move through the shadowfell without a word, without a trace. Keeping nature thriving throughout the thankless mists. Their dedication a light within the dark, a song within the silence.

The Circle of the Silent pdf is now available free on my patreon.

In between new content, I plan to go back and make changes to some of my older homebrew: starting with College of Mirrors!

I was already very happy with this subclass, but I felt like the 3rd level feature needed some tinkering to make it easier to understand. In addition, the invisibility was toned down a bit.

To get the high-quality PDF, follow the link above. Any feedback or comments are very much appreciated!

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⚔️ 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗺! Staff of the Snail
Staff, uncommon or rare (requires attunement by a spellcaster) ___

This wooden crook has a large snail shell at its top. While holding it, the wood by the shell softens and turns into the body of a large snail, which aimlessly looks around as if to take in its surroundings. The staff can be used as a magical quarterstaff. When found, this staff is an uncommon magic item with the following properties.

𝙎𝙡𝙤𝙬𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝘼𝙩𝙩𝙖𝙘𝙠. The first creature you hit with an attack with this staff on each of your turns has its walking speed reduced by 10 feet until the start of your next turn.

𝙎𝙡𝙤𝙬. While holding the staff, you can use an action to cast the slow spell from it, using your spell save DC. This property can’t be used again until the next dawn.

𝘾𝙪𝙧𝙨𝙚. This staff is cursed, and becoming attuned to it extends the curse to you. As long as you remain cursed, you are unwilling to part with the staff, keeping it within reach at all times. While cursed, your walking speed is reduced by 5 feet, and you can feel a sense of sadness from the magically embedded snail in the staff. An “identify" spell reveals the staff has a spirit bound to it, but not the fact that it’s cursed.

You remain cursed until targeted by the “remove curse" spell or until either a "banishment" or "dispel magic" spell of 5th-level or higher is cast on the staff. If the staff is banished or dispelled, you can feel a great sense of relief wash over the staff as its trapped spirit is allowed to depart at last. When this happens, the staff becomes a rare magic item that isn’t cursed with the alternate properties below.

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Some undead creatures. Used them a while back, thought they were fun.  

Hello all! To kind of coincide with the release of the new MtG set Crimson Vow, I went back and redid the Vampire Lord patron from Wolfram’s Chronicle of Blood, and the pact boons and eldritch invocations in it! Hope you enjoy and get to live out your dream of being a vampire!

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Someone filled up my latest goal! Here are the rainforest encounters. Support or commission me here!

I’ve been really on a roll lately. Helps that I have my actual computer again. Haven’t felt great the past few days otherwise this would have been even faster. I have one more in the chamber that I want to work on with my buddy from the undead post.

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Last of the location plot hooks. Support or commission me here!