The Food network recently held a pokemon cake contest and it is a glorious mess. 😂 😂 😂

Dame Archer kicks McDougal’s Scots ass there in the rain at the Washington Midsummer Renaissance Faire - August 11, 2018 - Photo by Douglas Herring

Oh NO.

me, a sheltered noblewoman: Pray who is that brave knight? Dame Archer:*turns around* me: gasp! *instantly in love*

Alicia Archer

my bi heart………

I’VE NEVER SEEN THE ADDED PICS

*dies*

Oh shit.

GAY KNIGHTS

fyi

Gender reveal parties, and big planned reveals, literally were not a thing ten, fifteen years ago. Don’t let anyone pull that “it’s a tradition!” crap on you, youngsters. They’re LYING. People would either get the ultrasound or not to find out about the genitals, and tell people or not. That was that.

The fuss over “revealing” a baby’s gender in utero stinks of pushback against the shift toward a more nuanced understanding of gender. I mean yeah part of it is social media, and trends catching on, but don’t think for a minute this isn’t part of some regressive attitudes creeping into the mainstream with a cute (blue or pink) bow on it.

Even the woman who helped popularize gender reveal parties is like…slow your roll, fam.

being weird together is a love language

me, catching myself sharing something i wouldn't say to just anyone because i wouldn't want them to think i'm not "normal" with someone i love without any hesitation because i'm not worried they'll judge me for it: oh... intimacy

“Amateur Opossum Actress” by Rebecca Kriz

I object to the diminishment of this opossum’s OBVIOUS theatrical skill and training

Amateur just means she isn’t getting paid. She’s doing it only for the passion.

Cats (2019)

partner: how many people have you slept with?

me: 

Romantic side of Russia

Is Russia even a real country

not to get too deep on main but did anyone else have such deeply rooted issues with their self worth for so long that they thought as a kid/teen that their only redeeming feature was being “low maintenance” and now as an adult you give yourself guilt pangs asking for any more than the barest minimum in virtually any relationship because asking for things might negate your only good quality which is just “doesn’t ask for things”

This is me… all the time. 

I relate to this on so many levels as both a gamer and person.

the implication that gamers aren’t necessarily people haunts me

JESUS CHRIST THEY HAVE SEXY MINERCAFT ARMOR IM CACKLING

is joe okay

this made me cry

dacre is 23 and all cool and model-y and joe is 25 and internally screaming into the void and it’s like a metaphor for my life in which im joe keery and everyone else around me is dacre montgomery

8 years old. College reading level. The weight of the world on my shoulders.

20 years old. illiterate. the weight of the universe has given me chronic back pain