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reblog if your name isn't Dan Howell

2,121,566 people are not Dan Howell and counting!

We’ll find you Dan Howell

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skadiyoko

This post is scandalous.

reblogging because Dan Howell cant. 

If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Dan Howell.

I couldn’t not reblog…

Are any of you guys Dan Howell?

Cause I’m not!

X

10.1 million and counting are not Dan Howell!!

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Phil talking about how he “was going back and forth with talking to Dan for weeks about ‘I should change my hair. I wanna change my hair. But what if people don’t like it?! What if people stop watching me if I change my hair?!” and imagining Dan talking him into just doing what makes him happy has made me Soft™

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IM SELLING AN INTERACTIVE INTROVERTS TICKET FOR FACE VALUE

AUGUST 9, MICROSOFT THEATER

Sec. ORCH CENTER, Row MM, Seat 316

(about where the red X is)

I just found out I’ll be working out of state that night and can’t go anymore!!

PLS MESSAGE ME OR REBLOG IF YOU CAN ❤️

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i can’t stop imagining instagram stories

  • dan, sitting on the double bed, smiling and holding back giggles before tilting the camera to reveal a very concentrated phil, scrolling on his phone. nobody says anything.
  • phil taking aesthetic boomerangs of dan walking in big golden theatres, as requested by dan himself.
  • bed hair.
  • on-set selfies, taken by dan. phil standing in the background among pieces of the set. both of them smiling so widely, and they’re not forced ones.
  • low quality pictures of phil asleep, similar to that bit in the tatinof documentary. a sticker of the time accompanied by the caption ‘this guy’.
  • phil getting him back for it.
  • a video of phil with his back to the camera at the small tour bus kitchen, kettle boiling. he turns around, a bit surprised by dan sitting by the table with his phone pointing at him, and sets the steaming cups down with a “there you go, dan.”
  • feet walking through a dark hall, before the camera is lifted to show phil, wearing glasses and sitting happily in his pjs, behind a bowl of cereal. the video ends with a zoom in and a “phil!
  • random, short videos of them both trying to squash into frame in front of the set, saying the names of the town they’re in with a “we’re ready for you!”
  • more zoom ins of phil asleep with his mouth open, the camera shaking with dan’s quiet chuckles.
  • hotel room selfies and sneaky videos of each other.
  • dan taking boomerangs of cool attractions with pleasing filters and little emojis crowding his adjective-filled captions.
  • phil posing in front of statues with his surprise face and quiff, only posting the selfies because dan promised him he looked good.
  • “and phil bought these!” “and phil said-” “and phil was like-” “and phil did this!” and hecka lot of giggles.
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In a span of 24 hours:

Dan: 

Phil? Yeah did u see that forehead? Did you see that fucking transformation? My whole body is shook and ready. I am so in for that sexy disheveled quiff. Zayn who? Brendan who? The only sexy man is right here practically in my lap and guess what his fringe won’t tickle me anymore when we make out. Also he’s releasing merch after some time! ignore the fact that it’s still in the works i’ll spon it to hell :p Also he’s so fucking sexy how can i bear it all the time- oh did i mention he’s all mine<3

Phil: 

You know Dan? My extraordinary photographer husband Dan? The one who takes every shot perfectly the first, time three times in a row<3 The man encouraging me for the flu shot when my anxiety acted up? Dad of all our succulents, did i mention what a good dad he is? Dan who checks up on me when i play stressful games? Dan who has this cool merch that i’ll wear soon because it’s awesome did i mention it’s awesome? #spon Dan the man with thick curly hair that i love ^.^  Dan who lives with me? Went on tour with me? The one i’m going on tour with again? Yeah that Dan. We’ll post soft domestic insta moments soon ^^ watch out for that! Oh Dan in the chat! lol oh not my Dan :”)

Me: uh. cool. *sweating nervously*

20gayteen is not for the faint hearted

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half of yall: im just so proud of dan right now he’s made such an amazing emotional video that really touched my heart <3

the other half: he s u c c

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theyswitch

Teddy

word count: 1.5k

warnings: humiliation, dom/sub dynamics, overstimulation, lots of praise woop,, uuuh plushophilia myb??? idk how that works????

a/n: have you ever wanted a totally unprompted fic of dan making phil grind against a teddy bear?? well here it is !!!! (blame my friend windy for this existing she told me to write it)

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elecocochoco

First completely digital illustration experience there isn’t a single pencil line IM SO SCARED The prompt was “drunk phan grinding on each other at a club” thanks kasperfinngrassi-hoying I want to use this prompt more than just one time cause drunk!phan is my fav phan so next time i am gonna go slightly dirtier since they’re supposed to be drunk but it was so awks jfc send other prompts and i’ll see what to do :)

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Phil in his true self !

Please stop stealing Dan’s cereals. I know you can do it. I believe in you Philly-kun !~       ✺◟( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)◞✺

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maddox-rider

DAN CAUGHT PHIL STEALING HIS CEREAL AGAIN

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