Somewhere out there on a planet very far away is a civilization that has included our sun in a beloved constellation of some animal we couldn't dream up if we tried
am i allowed to say stuff on here?
“blue hair” this, “pronouns” that. find someone with flowing silver hair and spells
and big naturals
Hangman: “Teachers, thank you very much. You are underfunded, underpaid and underappreciated."
AEW graphics team:
Geological horror. You find a geode and crack it open and the crystal lining its walls is human blood that can't be genetically matched to anyone. You find a human skeleton but every one of the bones is made from rock, a rock that you know can't be whittled into those shapes. You find layers of clay and loam that sport ancient fossils at the top and the still-rotting corpses of modern animals at the bottom.
This reminds me of the blood river in Antarctica. For like a century scientists had no clue why this river looked like, acted like, and felt exactly like blood. Turns out it’s just really high in iron.
"Blood River in Antartica" yeah right there's no way a river looks like bl-
...nevermind
it used to be 2007 you know
I can't be the first to make this connection
y'all slept on the first chart but I will make the world see my vision
Where does Celia fit into this niche?
bro doesnt even have the jennies (certain je ne sais quois)
me after I eliminated 21,042 people
Nooo you can’t call yourself that! It’s not funny! You have to be offended!
Racism really brings everyone together
I cannot understand why anyone would want to fuck a Pokémon when the Pokémon world is canonically bountiful with hot empty-nest moms whose husbands are absent or nonexistent
Is this a trick question or something?
are you arguing that incest is better than beastiality
Believe it or not, none of these women are my mother!
These napkins better chill tf out
nothing scarier than activity on an old post.....where did u find that thang
This is gonna be so funny
I love how supportive Vanessa is of his dad's relationship with Perry. She even gave Doof the card, meaning she and Perry had to "talk" about it before
One thing about Heinz Doofenshmirtz is that he be getting divorced