GAY GENGAR

Iris and Lillium, but make it Spiderverse

(Characters are from CTC)

Doodles 🦊💚

Pet the baby

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no idea where my coworker got this image but i must share it with you

for the redditors coming here, this is how we spread news of important events in the world, with a Destiel meme

For everybody who's been here a while and felt like Wiley E. Coyote just after running off the edge of the cliff when they scrolled down to find nothing below

You have a soft-spoken, mild-mannered friend who would never hurt a fly. One day, you accidentally overheard them talking over their phone in a cold, apathetic voice, “I don’t care how you do it. If you don’t return the money by tomorrow, you can say goodbye to your family.”

They are the best of friends.

*sits down to write a smut fic* The plot of this smut fic is that Character A believes himself abandoned by God.

i love this gif im posting it everywhere today

Punching Him Thursday

He swim

my brother had a brilliant idea that i wanted to share with other people who have four-legged family members: he trained our two cats to go directly to the door when they hear the fire alarm.

obviously at first the fire alarm sent them scrambling for cover, but he started slowly by giving them treats whenever it went off, when someone burned food or forgot to open the fireplace flu. he then progressed to calling them to the door to offer treats immediately after the alarm went off. and it actually wasn't too long before the cats voluntarily started going to the door upon hearing the alarm.

i think this was genius because in the event of a real emergency we know exactly where the cats will be and we will not have to waste precious time trying to find them to rescue them. i think this method would work equally well with dogs and probably other free-roaming pets such as rabbits, ferrets, etc. and i certainly encourage others to give it a shot!

I trained Neelix to alert me to Sounds. So in the even of A Sound he'd find me to let me know about it. Oven timers, knocking at the door, weird creature stuck in the yard, etc. This has the added effect of being able to scoop him up and bring him to safety in the event said sound is a fire alarm or a tornado siren.

The downside is, when I had a baby, every time it cried he'd barrel into the room to let me know. Even if I was already in the room. And if I couldn't make The Sound stop (because an infant works differently than an oven timer), he'd start biting me urgently. 😅

Confused, but doing his best:

Oh, context is that I'm deaf not that I wanted to create a beast that'd harass me over sounds.

the cheese always falls off the top shelf if i open the door too fast

this is truly a magnificent beautiful picture of cheese falling down

Its like cherry blossoms cascading from trees in the wind

slowly puts my hand out for my new followers to sniff before I try to pet them

Alright, post cancelled. You can all go home now.

So glad that this is the shit popping up on me feed all these years later lmfao

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Final hours! <3

(Heads up, we’ve unlocked a secret stretch goal! All print sets will now have an extra polaroid!)

You’re overthinking again, Annabeth