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these always seem to pop up when i need them so???

Some of my favourite responses to this monumentally stupid headline:

Bonus because this one made me laugh actually out loud

The youngest millennials are in their twenties like… We’ve had jobs for years. Dumbass old people.

so i’m at the doctor’s again and i see a notecard on the reception desk that asks in bright red ink, Do you want to live forever? 

finally, i think, finally i’m at the start of a vampire novel. i don’t actually want to live forever, but i’m not about to turn down a call to adventure like that. i try to flip the card over as inconspicuously as possible. 

the other side contains a bible verse about keeping jesus in your heart. 

i hate living in the south.

ah yes the age-old struggle of “is this vampires or jesus”

If it’s Catholics the answer is “both”

Programming memes, which language to save princess?

Not shown: 50+ hours of the code NOT working

(also this exact thing happened again 30 minutes after i finished drawing this…)

tumblr: on languages

The thai for “5″ is pronounced roughly “Ha”, and so where english internets would generally put “lol” or something, they put “555555555″.

Afrikaans is generally gender neutral, and has no distinction between man and woman in speech ( day to day). We use jy, jou and joune ( you, your and yours) or “U” which is basically sir/Madame without a gender assignment to it.

Do I date tall people???? Just so they can always see me from my best angle?????? Or is that just a bonus for them?????

idk. how tall are you? cause that’ll tell you why you date tall people

I’m 5'2

you date tall people cause everyone is taller than you

i just feel like if a job pays less than $15/hr… they shouldn’t ask for experience.

like if im going to get a minimum wage job, im going to do the bare minimum.

i just don’t understand how we’re “all an important part of the company” and the pay gap is so big

Also if I’m being paid minimum wage, don’t expect me to be passionate about whatever it is you want me to do.

minimum wage = minimum effort

And minimum commitment. Give me a reason to be loyal. Ducking pay me

Peak capitalism expects maximum effort and maximum commitment for minimum pay and minimum loyalty.

When the employer’s attitude is ‘you’re replaceable’ then the employee attitude is ‘this is just a temporary job’

I’m always seeing articles in HR industry publications and stuff that bemoan the “erosion of employee loyalty” and how employees are so willing to jump ship if someone offers them a few more bucks and like…yeah…because y'all made it super clear that we’re all replaceable cogs in the corporate machine, if you’ve got no loyalty toward your employees, what kind of brass balls do y'all have that you expect them to still be loyal to you anyway? This is a two way street, fuckers.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT NUMBER 4 IS GREAT.

These are genius

I lost it at number 10

“the worst analogies” are the ones you use to write comedy pieces with. They work like a charm if you do them right.

#you say ‘worst analogies’ i say ‘heirs of douglas adams’

I want to read entire books written by these kids.

Number 9 is brilliant.

The worst part about having a really creative and secure password is that nobody will appreciate it.

I love martial arts

This is the best one on one I’ve ever seen

Flawless technique

this show tho

Destroy the idea that tattoos make you trashy

Destroy the idea that white ppl with tattoos are edgy and poc with tattoos are dangerous