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Nah

@klaudiave / klaudiave.tumblr.com

32 / F / polish / living in UK / likes stones, gore, horses, complaining, in a random order
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ow-my-skin

Glasses people love to make you try their glasses on to see how fucked up their eyes are. It's a sign of respect in their culture.

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 Dude let me in and other arts related to Monster Heather You know, Heather is a lady and stuff… But she’s also a bayou witch so this is also a normal state for her INFORMATION ABOUT HER & HER WORLD CAN BE FOUND HERE: >>> https://www.patreon.com/posts/i-want-to-remind-81362385 <<< (post is available for everybody) And by the way, this post features arts that are connected to Heather’s world. Info about the last art: along many bad things the man has done, he was hired to murder a woman and her kid. And he agreed - and got away with it. Actions have consequences. And sometimes, when justice wasn’t served properly, Heather fixes this little mistake.

Do not tag as your OC please. She’s been with me since 2014 and I love her a lot.

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dappermouth

anytime someone from the UK orders a print from me I’m delighted because the addresses tend to be charming and sound completely made-up, I just suspend my disbelief and accept that I’m sending a package someplace with a name like Bristleberry House at Ditchmallow in Brambleford-on-Cotton—incredible lmaooo I bet this gets delivered to you by a badger in a little coat

The replies to this post are fucking hilarious

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vonlipwig

I am once again posting my ever-growing collection of towns that sound like PG Wodehouse characters:

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hacash

All of these areas are places you would certainly get killed in on Midsomer Murders.

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pollydoodles

I mean these are cute but I also need you to know I grew up near a place called Nasty

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j4gm

this post is absolutely bafling as a british person because like 85% of these names just feel so incredibly normal to me it’s so jarring to see how non-british people react to them

you can’t convince me there isn’t some dude - sorry, some bloke named Kirby Underdale who lives near that last sign. he drives a little too fast, it makes everyone nervous, and his neighbors decide to have a sign made and installed instead of talking to him about it.

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dduane

My favorite: Ottery Saint Mary. (Insert image here of very long-suffering Blessed Virgin with otters climbing all over her.)

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petermorwood

How about addressing a package to one of these?

And there’s more… :->

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lhoandbehold

One of my top 20 favourite human behaviours I see around is when an Object makes a sound and then a nearby human will absentmindedly imitate the sound. Parakeet coded

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It's important to drink a lot of fluids when you're sick so that your body has the raw materials to generate gallons of snot.

I learned recently that mucus basically traps the viruses and expels them from your body which is why your body makes SO MUCH of it so now I just imagine drinking liquids as hiring a bunch of goons to take out the thrash y'see nyeehh see we taking back the streets from the bowler hat boys flush em out real good

Perhaps there are many problems which could be solved if you just made enough mucus

Reblog if you are solving problems by generating enough mucus

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