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Hatake Kakashi Headcanons/Au's

@depressedhatakekakashi

Lord of Au’s and Shipping MasterHe/they. 30. New blog for @depressedkakashihatake Fics, Au's, and headcannons. Icon made by @skykashi
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OTPS and NOTPS (carrd created by the amazing Alumort)

Smut blog (for all the NSFW things) @depressedkakashismut (18+. please do not follow if you are a minor)

Rp blog for Hatake Kakashi, Hatake Sakumo and Hatake Yua (Oc) @hatakefamily

Kakashi Vs Gai Challenge Tally: Kakashi: 7 Gai: 4

DNI you're here to shit on Kakashi or the characters I ship him with, ship Kakashi (or any other Sensei) with his students. This blog does not support student/teacher, incest or large age gaps where they two met when one of them was a kid. Transphobic, homophobic, racist people are not welcome.

Original Characters

  • Hatake Hotaru (founders Era)
  • Senju-Uchiha Ayame (TobiIzu Kid)
  • Senju-Uchiha Yukio (TobiIzu kid)
  • Hatake Hikari
  • Hatake Yua (Kakashi’s Mother)
  • Hatake-Maito Nakano (Kakagai kid)
  • Maito Hiroki (GaiRin Kid)
  • Koji (IbiKashi Kid)

Events/Short Fics I've done

Birthday Ficlets (Responses to Asks)

Au-Tober (2023)

Fanfictions/Headcannons

Requests: Open

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fiemdblunt

When the anti "LGBT propaganda" law passed in Russia, all of you were going insane and cared. Give Georgia the same energy. If you can have sympathy for our oppressors on the basis of them being queer, you should keep the same energy for us, if not more.

If this law passes, every Georgian queer person I know is so severely fucked, myself included. If you make jokes about "being illegal in several countries" you better fucking care about the countries you're apparently illegal in, or going to be illegal in.

Make sure to spread this around. This is important.

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notvv0ltz

Also worth mentioning

No but seriously reblog this. If you actively reblog about LGBT rights you can also reblog this post you know. Also look through notes. Unless I see more activity on posts from Georgians I'm going to be aggressive about this

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I’m starting to thi k i give iff ‘Shino’ vibes based on my poll, which is awesome!

Shino is epic and you all are so right

I contain too much knowledge but my brain usually muddles it up together in the weirdest ways XD

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Thinking about Kakashi scolding Sakura for her dumb plan just got me thinking once again of Nukenin Kakashi who trains Sasuke instead of Sasuke going to Orochimaru

And how he’d just pull Sakura back and tell her to think up an actual plan before she does something stupid to get herself killed

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I also just think Kakashi should have been allowed to lose his temper, genuinly, with Sakura for doing what she did

But Kishi just wanted Sasuke to be the bad guy and didn’t let anyone actually scold Sakura

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Actually it would have been funny if Kakashi went after Sakura and found Her and the boys teaming up trying to kill Sasuke

Like he just dragged Naruto out of the village against rules to plead for Sasuke’s life and they’re gonna disrespect him AND Naruto like this? After all they just went through the struggle to do so Naruto could vouch for Sasuke and plead for him to be taken off a kill list???

I would have loved to see him roll up, get between them, and instead of focusing on Sasuke yelling at the idiots who decided to go pick a fight with someone that Naruto is actively trying to protect

Do i think Sasuke would have still said the ‘i’m itching to kill you’ line to Kakashi when he did finally turn his attention to him and talk him down from a fight? Yes

But it still would have been cool to see Sakura actually use teamwork like her sensei taught her, but in the last way he wants to see her use it

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I don’t really want ro defend Kakashi for calling out Sasuke on being willing to kill Sakura, cuz Sasuke really was just defending himself

But at the same time Kakashi clearly stated that Sakura’s plan was stupid and wasb’t going to work before he said anything to Sasuke

Like, dude was not playing

He looked Sakura in the eye and told her flat out her plan to use the knowledge of poisons Shizune taught her would never have worked

Man knew the only one between the two who was capable of killing the other was Sasuke, so i kinda get why he said it

But also Sasuke had every right to fight back even if Sakura’s plan wasn’t going to work and Kakashi (and so many others) should have scolded her a lot more for what she did

Like we don’t even see Lee and the boys get mad at her for knocking them out, which is BS cuz she did that. She knocked her friends out to go after Sasuke alone when chances are all of them would have gone with her to help and Kakashi would have e had to reign them all tf in

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I’ve seen a lot of characters who fit into the ‘grumpy/closed off’ role associated with hating sweets by fandom

And i don’t get it cuz we have one canon character who hates sweets (Kakashi) but he’s also one of the biggest dorks

Nothing states Sasuke hates sweets

Or that Gaara hates sweets

In fact, i think we should headcanon them as loving sweets because they deserve some lil treats. Gaara going out for the first time with his siblings and getting a sweet little treat in Suna that he has never had before, and finding he loves it because it tastes good but also this is one of his first genuinely good memories

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anubisthe1

Sasuke is Itachis, brother, for God sake. If he hates sweets, then that's probably because itachi gaslighted gatekeeped and girlbossed a little too much and convinced his brother that those are not good.

Itachi is the king of gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss 🥲🥲🥲

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obitoslover

He made Sasuke hate sweets a lot earlier, actually, he wanted all the sweets for himself so he explained in an extremely detailed way how you get a tooth with caries extracted, maybe showed a 4k image/video even

Hfjchxjs Itachi convincing his little brother to hate sweets just cuz he doesn’t want to have to share with him 😭😭😭

Sasuke getting some sweets years later from Naruto and deciding to try them cuz why tf not? And being so so SO MAD because these are actually amazing, wtf Itachi!?!?!? More LIES!?

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I’ve seen a lot of characters who fit into the ‘grumpy/closed off’ role associated with hating sweets by fandom

And i don’t get it cuz we have one canon character who hates sweets (Kakashi) but he’s also one of the biggest dorks

Nothing states Sasuke hates sweets

Or that Gaara hates sweets

In fact, i think we should headcanon them as loving sweets because they deserve some lil treats. Gaara going out for the first time with his siblings and getting a sweet little treat in Suna that he has never had before, and finding he loves it because it tastes good but also this is one of his first genuinely good memories

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anubisthe1

Sasuke is Itachis, brother, for God sake. If he hates sweets, then that's probably because itachi gaslighted gatekeeped and girlbossed a little too much and convinced his brother that those are not good.

Itachi is the king of gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss 🥲🥲🥲

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Sakura’s fav food according to the databook is Umaboshi plums, so instead of Kakashi and Sasuke hating sweets on team seven

What about Kakashi and Sakura?

Kakashi who prefers more mild foods for his ‘sensative palett’ and Sakura who would rather eat sour food over something sweet

Meanwhile Naruto is iffy on sweets, but Sasuke and Sai actually love them and find an opportunity to bond after the war over dango.

Sasuke coming back to the village for visits only to be greeted by Sai who has a box of chocolates that he bought because he heard sasuke was coming back

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