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if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

before you respond to anon hate resend it to yourself with a carefully placed typo that you can then mock at their expense

#holy shit court eunuch level hater strat

I respond earnestly in case these are real insane people who need help 😆

who is coming to the pro life tradwife for advice

Nobody, actually. People send me weird crap about how I should support pedophilia 🫠

sure

people love to complain about sex scenes in tv shows and violence in movies when the real danger is scenes that make you feel second hand embarrassment.

yeah oi cunt how many other farkin blokes d'ya know with spider powers its just me and big fella over here

please australian spiderman this doesnt involve you

new animal just dropped

sorry to add on but youre missing the best animals

Do you ever have a problem where you just don’t know how to reply to an argument, not because you don’t know the answer, but you just don’t know where to begin? Like, the foundation of knowledge you’d need to impart to this person before you could even begin to drag them out of their sinkhole of ignorance would cost thousands of dollars if it were coming from a university?

That’s what this is for

i cant get over the king charles portrait. they made that thing to age in his place. that painting hangs in the house of a too-friendly family you find in the post apocalyptic wasteland who inexplicably has a ready supply of fresh meat. if mario jumped into that painting he wouldn't find a charming platformer he would be flayed and hanged like a medieval criminal by an unseeable force in a droning red void. that painting is a color blindness test for people who work in IT but believe in the divine right of kings. that painting is going to weep the sequel to blood. after he dies charles is gonna crawl outta that thing like sadako.

this painting is what ultrakill speedrunners see when they close their eyes. if you showed this to the romans who flogged jesus theyd think this painting is excessive. this painting is the blood cavern from space funeral. it's the color out of space.

jegus tapdancing christ it is actually that bad

i call this the headcanon chart. see my vision

elaboration

if I may:

reblog for increased sample size/to skew selection bias towards your followers

he saw his reflection for the first time