Sole Aim In Life To Be A Space Pirate

Nothing gives the same kind of random ego boost like managing to finally clean up your home and making it nice. Like ooh look at me, I'm living like people do, I made myself iced tea and I am eating my snack from a real plate. I got floors and shit.

It's incredible how people have been protesting pants and skirts not having pockets but not a single peep is heard over the fact that skirts no longer have underskirts by default. Underskirts (or lining) was a thing when I was a child, no skirt would be made without lining, you didn't have to think and check if your whole ass is visible in a skirt because lining was a thing!!!! Now most skirts don't and it's simply because it's cheaper, fuck the fact that a customer doesn't want their panties shown in broad daylight, it saves a couple of cents on material.

okay so this has definitely breached containment and I want to point something out:

those is mcdonalds jeans?

Fun fact: those McDonald’s jeans are part of the standard uniform here in Colombia. I’ve tried at least 16x to ask where they source them, if I can buy them from the manager, even going McDonald’s not to order food but just to ask for the jeans. I asked someone high up in their marketing dept here to see if maybe they know which company sourced them, and still couldn’t get my hands on a pair. Apparently employees only get one pair per year. They’re slightly high-waisted, they taper very slightly, they’re always kind of high water at the bottom, and they’re the perfect light jean color. They’re not stiff, they’re not that stretchy, they’re the perfect denim material. They come with a cloth belt that’s either yellow or turquoise, and the stitching on the M is almost sensual. I will not give up

theres a hourse in the dirve through

could you please stay on topic

Do you write music with the view of being politically active and delivering a message or does it just happen and the rest follows? 

ALL THINGS ARE INTERCONNECTED SO DEEPLY SO AS TO BE IMPOSSIBLE TO DILENIATE IN ANY MEANINGFUL MEANNER. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO INTERACT WITH THESE CONNECTIONS BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN THEY DO NOT EXIST

This feels inappropriate to look at

This feels like a meme a misogynist incel rooster would make.

intense discussion going on at wikipedia

children existing in public spaces is genuinely like. necessary for the continuation of society. it doesnt have to be your kids you dont have to volunteer at a daycare or whatever but you need to be able to tolerate the presence of someone who is learning how to exist as a human and interact with people

transitioning would have saved amy ‘i count as a boy’ pond. arthur pond — fairytale/mythical enough of a name, plus, it’s meta. if (s)he’d gotten a hysterectomy none of that (series 6) would have happened. being convinced that rory was gay throughout their childhoods would also make more sense in this case

people talk a lot about game changer as a psychological torture chamber, and there's some of that, sure, but there's a big chunk of episodes that are just there to bring pure delight to the contestants. any show where you can beat a pirate at battleship or stick your fist in a birthday cake or crawl between two horny college students making out, well, that's a show with the light of heaven in its heart

Beat the Buzzer has really made me question the size of the studio they film Game Changer in. I know there's presumably space for the sets of all the shows but I didn't see any other shows' sets and they found a room for inconvenient college sex. They fit a fucking mirror maze in there.

GAME CHANGER 6.07 Beat The Buzzer "...I'm gonna go with Frodo?"

The new Game Changer episode is great because like. past the first five minutes they're not even in it to win it, they're all just having so much fun. everyone's laughter is infectious. I'm so charmed. and I love all the cameos! it's so fun to see Erika open a door and surprise! Aabria is behind it! I'll never get enough.

huge budget tv shows are out here using cgi for everything to cut costs while game changer gives its art department a wilder challenge every episode

How I imagine all the girls responding when I infodump about Lord of the Rings

As much as I do love boobs, they are entirely a social construct. I really think we need a strong revival in the free the nipple movement because the concept of topless nudity existing for some people but not others is frankly insane. The breasts of fat men, men who have gynecomastia, are allowed to be seen, despite being more or less the same anatomy as afab people with breasts. In order for an afab trans person to be topless, they must get a surgery to remove breast tissue BUT if a cis woman gets the same surgery (double masectomy) for health or personal reasons while still identifying as a woman they can NOT be topless! The enforcement of topless nudity laws is unclear, based largely on opinion and used selectively to hurt minority groups (see: the trans woman who was denied a legal gender marker change and decided to go topless as a result, then was arrested for being topless despite the fact that in the eyes of the law she was a man)

Comsider: magic that requires some sort of an elaborate rune table to work, but it doesn't have to be particularly large nor drawn fresh every time. So for convenience there's a buddy team of a magic user and their assisting friend, who has the rune circle tattooed on their back.

So every time they need to do a rune circle spell, the friend has to lay shirtless face down on the ground while the magic is done.

knew this woman who used to be a gay man and when he was a gay man he liked ‘ironically’ referring to himself as she/her and so when he came out as a woman he decided the next logical step was to also switch his pronouns to he/him.