Grishaverse as things my friends have said
*loud crashes and bangs* that was nothing- Jesper
you like that smell? it’s called victory- Kaz
Amen more like ahhhh men and ahhhh women- Nina
My family’s pretty sick but just like in the head- Darkling
I SHOULD’VE TRUSTED GOOGLE- Jesper
(offended) I know what kind of tree I am- Matthias
I wonder if my sneeze would be low pitched. Achooo- Wylan
Maybe you’re a hologram *Wacks Kaz* Nope you’re not a hologram- Jesper
*sad* You have another fluffy cow dealer?- Alina to Genya
It makes you a less organised sack of blood- Kaz (discussing ebola)
One of my sims has a crush on me and that would be cheating on my 2 wives, girlfriend and boyfriend- Nina
I can lose my innocence but I can not lose my virginity- Alina
I thought it was contemporary and then this bitch started talking about werewolves- Darkling
I’m too blind for murder wink- Kaz
Are you high on sleep deprivation?- Zoya (to Nikolai)
What are they talking about? Probably straight things- Nina & Jesper
Being competitive. AKA being a sore loser- Nikolai
I’m allowed to have a knife in my bag, I’m an art student - Wylan
I’m going to call it just a board instead of a whiteboard because we’re not racist here - Jesper
It doesn’t matter if I’m lesbian, I’m a catch - Genya
Gandalf, I am your father- Wylan
There’s always room in a lady’s stomach - Zoya
*talking about children* how do you contain your desire to just clock them (with actions) - Kaz
If I get shat on by a seagull I’m suing the city of Sydney - Nina
Friends?? Pfft no; more like free labour - Kaz
*whispers quietly* big words…. - Mal
I have the vocal range of a prawn - Zoya
Inej: Violence is never an answer
Kaz: Violence is always a considered answer but barely ever the chosen answer
happy valentines day you lonely lonely lonely single bastard- Zoya (to Nikolai)
Nina is too scared to watch horror movies but she is doing it for the gays - Inej
I’m not judgy, I’m just angry - Kaz
I just spent a long time projecting gay energy on purpose - Nina
You think I’m a murderer and cool; I love this game - Wylan
I have been stuck in this same kangaroo land for 15 years!!! - Jesper
*aggressively types* - Baghra
I’m getting blessed tonight, RIP that sinning ayyyyyyy - Nina
I walked into school and they told me i was moldy and am going to hell cause i am a ‘bad fruit of the spirit”… i was in year 1 - Nikolai
I don’t have enough hands to throw hands - Adrik
Bibbity bobbity bitch - Zoya
There was this guy who had a crocodile permit and he had a crocodile and then he got busted for drugs or something - Wylan
What’s sexy about writing, well Ernest Hemingway… - Mr Fahey
Matthias: no don’t fuck Jesus
Inej: no don’t fuck Mary that defeats the entire point of Christianity
*quietly* who has a knife kink? (it’s Kaz, obviously)- Jesper
Find another rebound red head - Alina
Somehow I end up adopting all the isolated gays - Kaz
You’re pretty to look at but I don’t want your penis inside of me - Nina
There are always endless options… in this world… like- u could be a dinosaur if u wanted. just kidding I wish u could- Alina
18 is a great age to fuck some French men………or women - Nina
Not even Sesame Street level of literacy here - Wylan’s dad
I was going to assume thats just pirate-core - Nikolai
I would be concerned if a lesbian on birth control got pregnant - Genya
It’s a great day to like women - Nina
We have to keep the babies room temperature- Inej
Mal: I don’t take insults from a potatoe
Nikolai: You spelt potato wrong
You’re like a Kmart model but not top of the range- Zoya
Sorry mum, I am too punk rock to pick up the groceries- Wylan
You have 24 carrot gold leg hair- Zoya to Genya
Cannibalism? Only if it is kosher.- Nikolai
I have so much banana I’m gonna be high on potassium bitches- Jesper
Kaz, you sleep deprived bean, go and sleep- Inej
I would google it but it’ll probably just tell me I have arm pit cancer- Genya
I have a very important question… about mens nipples - Jesper
*reads out bit of really quite gay writing* aNyWaY FrIeNdShIp vIbEs - Nina
Can we not talk about Smurf reproduction please - Matthias
She looks like she’s had a boob job. And trust me, I know, I like boobs- Nina
Jesper *yelling*: NINA SHES GOING ON A DATE
Jesper *whisper shouting*: NiNa sHeS gOiNg On A dAtE
I need the warmth of your supple calf - Nina
Jesper: You know who’s hot… Scar from the lion king
*Alina stomping down the hall tired and lowkey grumpy, not wearing her glasses* Genya why do u look weird? Wait- glasses. *stomps back up hall*
Inej: Kaz r u taking Latin??
Jesper: I speak pig Latin
If your fingers are feeling kinda slimy, just wash them……its just…… dissolving your fingers (calm as ever) - Wylan
I used to be a VIG. Do u know what that means? A Very Important Greek (Grisha).- Zoya
Im not a whore, im tastefully slutty - Genya
*spends 5 minutes fannina-ing over a guy named Herby*- Nina
Do you really want to be worth the most though? Cause if youre worthless they wont sell you- Kaz