noah schnapp: practically carries the show in season two, critically acclaimed actor at fourteen, is able to hold his ground against literal legends like winona ryder

stranger things: can you touch your neck again but this time look to the left

Star Trek is the smartest show . Who else would say let’s have an alternate universe where everyone is just hornier

aziraphale is much more dangerous in the sense that he’s much more unpredictable. crowley likes to be annoying, drive fast, and lounge around angstily. his motivation is 100% aziraphale driven. that’s his weak spot. aziraphale is the deciding factor today tomorrow always. aziraphale on the other hand? that fucker is a WILD card. one minute he’s loyal af to heaven for 6000 yrs, tottering away in his bookstore with his little bow tie and little glasses and doing minor miracles, and then the next he’s crashing some seance & possessing a woman’s body. he’s flying a scooter to the apocalypse. hes got a GUN. he’s about to shoot a kid. by god aziraphale what are you doing i thought you were discorporated. holy hell hes gone absolute mad. there’s an earth loving rogue angel loose at armageddon and no one knows what he’s going to do next, least of all the angel !!!!

utterly obsessed with the way gays in literature will greet one another as “my good friend” or whatever and literally 5 minutes later be calling each other “my dear”, “darling”, “beloved”, “dear heart”… the repression of it all

galaxy brain: tessa thompson and janelle monáe as aziraphale and crowley

“Come, Mr. Frodo!” he cried. “I can’t carry it for you, but I can carry you and it as well. So up you get! Come on, Mr. Frodo dear! Sam will give you a ride. Just tell him where to go, and he’ll go.”

we all talk about gay yearning and gay tenderness and gay repression but what about gay devotion? what about the unstoppable force that is a love so deep it becomes a well of strength for a person to draw on as they push beyond every personal limit and daunting obstacle that challenges them for the sake of the subject of that affection because they simply can’t bear the thought of letting them face it all alone?

sam didn’t walk a thousand miles and carry frodo up the slopes of an ACTIVE VOLCANO for you all to ignore devoted gays rights like this. have some respect.

Crowley, teaching Aziraphale to drive: Okay, so you’re driving and Gabriel and Michael walk onto the road. Quick, what do you hit?

Aziraphale: Oh definitely Gabriel

Crowley, sighing: The brakes, angel. You hit the brakes.

your 20’s are all about finding THE wackiest, THE ugliest, short-sleeve button-up shirts that no one in their right mind would wear, and then wearing them as much as possible

au where the voidfishing doesn’t incapacitate davenport and lucretia sets him up with a new life, but davenport ends up making his OWN shady secret organization investigating the relics and the static with lup and barry as his best agents. they constantly run into the tres horny boys and taako and lup try to parent-trap-style get lucretia and davenport in the same room for answers

i find it so fuckin funny that crowley’s snake form is a red-bellied black snake bc like. u mean that tiny shy baby that hangs out in my backyard?? the one who hasn’t caused a single fatality in recent australian history?? that one???

crowley has this hung outside his apartment

Lourdes Faberes as Pollution in Good Omens (2019)

Every so often I remember that Les Mis YTP and completely lose my composure no matter what I’m doing

My NAME is

JAJ ValJAJ.

And I’m

JAJVERT…

Victor Hugo stumbled and crawled so that YouTuber DaThings could sprint aboard a G6 and take off into the fucking thermosphere