Anonymous asked:
How is your dad lately?
You tell me and we'll both know 😔
Anonymous asked:
Are you and your future wife social distancing? If so how do you handle the separation?
Fuck I forgot where I left her!!
Anonymous asked:
I hope you had a happy birthday! Did you get presents?
I had a lovely birthday, I got 3 bananas and a frisbee
Anonymous asked:
Happy birthday papa 💕💛💙💜💚❤
Thank you my child, I am now older but I'm still waiting on the wiser
Anonymous asked:
Any plans for your birthday or is the pandemic ruining them this year?
Eat a banana then naptime
Anonymous asked:
How are you handling all the crazy stuff that's been happening this year? Any advice for your followers?
I made a lot of banana bread, the only advice I have is to keep yourself busy and don't dwell on the shit 2020 keeps throwing at us for too long
I got a tattoo yesterday and my tattooist was scrubbing my skin vigorously for a solid 5 minutes and cause it was my first time I was like "oh damn skin gotta be clean clean"
Turns out he thought I was wearing fake tan and he was trying to scrub off my skin tone
Anonymous asked:
Faverourite 2020 disaster?
Not quite a disaster but the whole Alien confirmation was whack
Anonymous asked:
Sorry for not saying this before but happy father's day!!!! 💕💕💕👏👏
Don't be sorry! And thank you, young one
Anonymous asked:
Did you and your wife-to-be get married already?
Covid has unfortunately cancelled all wedding plans
Meet KitKat, she has the exact same birthday as me! Expect a lot of kitten updates people
Anonymous asked:
So happy to see you back! 😭💕 I missed having a strong paternal figure in my life
I'm glad to be back, I've missed all of you guys too💕🧚🌸✨
Anonymous asked:
Oooh who was the (un)lucky person you kissed on new year? 👀👀
A friend who also did not have anyone else to kiss
Ok so it's been a hot minute since I was on here talking about nothing and everything and in that time I got a kitten, I will be posting Photos of her because that's what good dad's do
Anonymous asked:
Any valentine's day plans (that you can share with us) this year?
I was alone and eating ice-cream as usual
Anonymous asked:
Hope everything is going alright papa 👌 miss seeing you in my dash
I forgot my password and email for the account so I was temporarily on an unintended hiatus but I'm back now! I missed you all too, please catch me up to date with what everyone's been doing!
Anonymous asked:
Any new year resolutions?
Get my shit together