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Eddie Munson x Reader

Summary: Best Friend!Eddie Munson is more experienced than you and you ask him to help you out. 

Word Count: 6.8k

Note: in this fic you and Eddie are both 18 and Eddie hasn’t failed (yet? Maybe in this au he won’t? I want that boy to be happy).

Dedicated to @millenialcatlady and @theoncrayjoy ♥️

Also, as of when I post this at 6pm PT on 7/1 I have yet to watch the final two episodes of the season which have dropped so PLEASE DO NOT SPOIL FOR 24 HOURS AT LEAST LOL. 

Warnings: NSFW, drug use, fingering, dirty talk, self-doubt and a lil teenage awkwardness (both are 18 though), PIV sex

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“You ever touch yourself?”

“Excuse the fuck out of me?” Your response comes out as an incredulous chuckle.

You’re sitting on the bed of your best friend Eddie Munson, hand frozen outstretched to take the blunt he was offering you. You look down at the girly magazine in your lap, the one you had just been lazily criticizing him about. A centerfold gazes back up at you teasingly, her abnormally round breasts jutting out without shame as her back arches up from a tacky cheetah skin rug.

“Touch yourself. Do you?” Eddie waves the smoking blunt in your face till you pluck it from his hand. You busy yourself taking a long drag - longer than usual - to buy yourself time. As you hold the smoke in your lungs, Eddie’s eyebrows shoot up. “Easy there, tiger.”

You exhale harshly with a cough, immediately feeling your head begin to rush.

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If anyone is ugly here is me I'll fight you over this

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bitch name a time and place

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Here. Now. Lets go.

aight square TF up

Ur Not Ugly bby!!

😤

Ye i am but that’s ok

Nope

  • I disagree

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I don’t like mad face it make bby sad

I’ll give smooch if u say something positive.

I have great friends who i love equally.

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Character concept:

A character that finds slightly unusual but otherwise unremarkable things attractive in another character.

Examples:

“I gotta say, the way you pour your milk first then the cereal is pretty sexy.”

“I love it when a girl puts on one sock, then her shoe, then her other sock, and then her last shoe.”

“I’ve always been turned on by men that just bite into kit-kat bars without breaking them apart.”

“I saw Sheila slicing her pizza with a knife and fork, now I’m gay for her.”

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Bucky: *pulls out a knife*

Steve: oh no

Bucky: *opens are cardboard box with it*

Steve: oh okay

Bucky: *pulls a gun out of the box*

Steve: oh no

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