listen. nothing, absolutely NOTHING, warms my heart more than seeing how excited ovi is just to be playing in the finals. i have never seen such pure, unadulterated joy during his cellies. its everything to me. he works so hard and he deserves this so much, more than anyone. i fucking love my mother alexander ovechkin.

Me, thinking about the SCF:

CONGRATULATIONS OVIE YOU DESERVE IT

ovi’s gonna play for the cup 

mmmmm

I’ve perfected my uhh intermission interview. 

Interviewer: That was a hard fought period, how can you bring that energy to the next two?

Any NHL player ever: I mean, you know, um, we’ve just gotta keep putting pucks in the net and uhh um, you know, make sure I’m playing a uhh 200 foot game. We *runs hand over face*  Uhh we need to keep the puck out of our zone and give 110%. *avoids eye contact* 

Interviewer: What you’re battling for a playoff spot, how does your game change?

Any NHL player ever: Oh yeah for sure *sniffs* We uhh gotta do this for the boys and umm *heavy breathing* you know uhh Goalie has really uhhh kept us um *hand on face again* in the game. 

Interviewer: Thanks for this.

Any NHL player ever: Thank you. 

It totally snowed like four inches yesterday and I kept thinking about this!

when you shake laminated paper and it does the thing

fwuuubufbuwbfwubfufbwufbuwbuuuBUWBUBHUFUFBUWBUFBUB

exactly

I love how when Zuko’s anger was stripped away, he was just left with awkwardness as his main trait

THEY DID THAT Marvel Studios 10th Anniversary Announcement – Class Photo Video

Doctor Strange and Iron Man in Avengers: Infinity War

Kelly Clarkson: I’ll spread my wings and I’ll learn how to fly, I’ll do what it takes till I touch the sky, and I’ll make a wish, take a chance, make a change, and breakaway. Out of the darkness and into the sun, but I won’t forget all the ones that I love. I’ll take a risk, take a chance, make a change, and breakaway

Eight year old me:

Millennial culture is having two wildly different conversations with the same person on two different apps at the exact same time

never understood people who let candy melt in their mouth. ill bite down on a damn jolly rancher because i lack the patience 

It’s like a dishwasher

i dont understand even a little bit thank you