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Harrowhark and the river

Bc sometimes i do remember to draw and this series man. Man. Just. And i feel like theres more tlt fans here on tumblr so hello sexy people

and when the web is spun, will you find yourself the spider or the fly?

Dios Apate minor part 2

—God had just picked up the Saint of Joy bodily and sat her at the edge of the table, and the Saint of Patience had his mouth at God's neck, which was horrible—

Tamsyn Muir really just sat down and wrote a book from the pov of the character least qualified to have any fucking clue about what’s going on and then proceeded to make sure each successive book was written from the perspective of an even less qualified bitch. Like we go from a jock filling in last minute at an international science competition, to a traumatized teenager with a DIY lobotomy trying to keep up with a bunch of 10,000 year old demigods, to a SIX MONTH OLD operating in a TERRORIST CELL. Pray for Alecto y’all, homegirl doesn’t stand a chance in hell of understanding the story she’s in.

I cannot conceive a universe without you in it

One flesh, one end, you know the drill Edit: many of you wish these were bookmarks…and they actually are! They’ll be at kyotosparty.bigcartel.com very soon💕  

my blorbos (from my books)

god is a twitch streamer 

fucking adore the fic dustsceawung by @callmearcturus but damn Martin that’s cold!! he made it himself Martin!!! suck it up and drink the bad tea or I will

Oh my god, he’s SO SAD look at his sad antennae, what a precious lil thing /sob. Thank you so much aaaaaah

welcome home

You guys I can’t with this show. The bad ass lady general gets forced into an arranged marriage and ignores her husband to dote on his concubines and treat them better than even he did. They like her more than the husband. He admits that she “stole” them from him, and they admit they never want her to leave because she spoils them rotten with “random jewelry, perfumes, makeup, silk gauze fabrics, and takes us out to afternoon tea”. She helps out their families and treats their families well too!

Sometimes a family is a bisexual lady general and her three super femme wives. 

She explicitly tells them the first time she ever meets them that they need to dress up and wear fancy jewelry when they want to because they’re young and pretty. 

I just. 

Bless this show. The concubines are scheming to get the husband to fall in love with his wife so that she can keep spoiling them. 

When you come home from work and your three femme wives are cheering on your butch wife as she practices her swordsmanship in the yard, and all four of them ignore you. 

“They’re lesbians, Harold.”

Op where’s the link

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Official art from the MDZS radio drama

What if: the Gotei 13 offers Ichigo the creation and captaincy of the Fourteenth Division?

[Part 1] [Part 2] [Part 3] [Part 4]

Pinglist: @queen-sands​

Notes: Literally no plot happens here whoops.

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What if: Both Ichigo and Urahara were booted back in time in the Swinging Pendulum universe?

Notes: Idk if I’ll continue this later (once those later SP canon parts are written). But I was in an UraIchi mood, and I’ve been trying to write some more of SP so here’s hoping this helps me get past that writer’s block.

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