‘Jonny Bairstow’s whites are very snug. The outlines of pecs and box are uncomfortably visible’

When the BBC live text gives you too much information

High quality fan fiction from the BBC again.

me

Everything in the universe is either a potato or not a potato.

Snaffled from Titch’s fb

Get well soon my love 💗💜

@legbeforewood,Sorry darlin’ but your man’s been ruled out of the fourth Test with a side injury, but hopefully he’ll be fit for the World T20!!

I know 😞 Hopefully he will be better soon and get selected for the World T20! I just have so many feelings right now... he was doing so well and just got back into gear after his injury, and now this happens! I just wish that he could be injury free for right now and enjoy his time! But everything happens for a reason, and perhaps this rest that he is having will help his fitness improve for the future. Ugh, I just want to give him big cuddles right now and watch movies with him and give him hot chocolate (see, I told you that the feels are real) because I know that he is going to be disappointed and upset 😔❤️

Kevin Pietersen: Whoa. Look at that. Who’d wanna live in a place like that?

Brisbaners: That would be our home.

Kevin Pietersen: Oh… and it is LOVELY! You know, you’re really quite a decorator. It’s amazing what you’ve done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. That is a NICE boulder.

Chris Gayle: I know I’m a real asset.

Chris Rogers: You’re only off by two letters.

South Africa vs. England - 3rd Test (Day Three - Part One)

@legbeforewood Apparently, Finny went off earlier because of tightness in his left side.  His fitness will be reviewed tomorrow!

Ahh 😳 My poor love- he has just gotten better! If it's just tightness I'm sure it's nothing some light physio, rest and etc can't fix! Looking forward to hopefully hearing good news. Xx

James Taylor’s beautiful catches

IS THIS THE REAL LIFE

Is this just fantasy?

Caught in a Broadslide…

No escape from brutality…

Open your eyes, Look up to the skies and see, I’m just a poor Protea, England have no sympathy

Wickets are easy come, easy go. Score ain't high, score is low.

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAX

And in the middle of that huddle somewhere is a very happy and hugged-to-pieces Titch *hearteyes*