I'm bisexual and I love yugioh and the x-men

just gonna start killing people i dont find funny

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline

1-800-273-8255

shut the fuck up

People will talk about Tumblr's amazing hatemail game but its person to person reply game is equally unhinged.

i'm sorry but this is one of the most unbelievable things i've seen in this entire franchise so far, you can't just sell me on the idea that this living ventriloquist dummy impregnated a woman you can't tell me something like that

Actually she impregnated him

i am skeptical you could do that actually, tiktok user

every time my bf says “for the time being” i respond with “for the time bean” and then we say “all hail the time bean” and carry on the conversation like nothing happened

nobody goes to the time bean except tourists tbh

I dont play pokemon unite but its cool because it gives us skins like "what if marill frequented glory holes"

IG : @emperorofmischief

@stuckonaglacierwithmacgyver OMG

What a perfect example of Vegetas' Character. Even when he tips into unconsciousness.. He refuses to give in and snaps back to attention. His ego outlasts his body limit.

Fucking Marvelous little fellow.

I hate when people say ohhhh your pets only love you because you feed them. as if that wasn't the first form of love any of us felt. get real.

So true. Food is literally what we use to tell animals we won't hurt them. We give them food and then don't do anything to them and the animal learns you're a cool dude, and becomes open to bonding. When you bond, you Know your pet loves you. It's the primary way we get feral kittens to start trusting humans. It's no different really with people and how we come together, we bond over meals all the fucking time.

Also like. There is no higher praise than knowing an animal feels safe enough to come to you with their basic needs. That's why I like when it's cold and my cat comes to sit on my chest. She could go directly to the heater and often does when I'm at work, but does the heater cuddle back? Does it thumb rub her ears and talk to her in a voice she recognizes as contented and pleased?

Wow.... so you’re telling me you took an action that resulted in the death of one person...... to save the lives of many people.... who would have died if you did nothing??? that sounds so familiar

TIL the two centers of the brain responsible for depression and anxiety respectively are both slightly bigger than each other, which explains a lot.

via reddit.com

Bigger than each other what? Whats bigger than what? Anyine able to parse this and explain it?

They’re just larger in size from one another I don’t know how to simplify it more than that.

I think they’re asking which one is larger, which is… fair.

The one that’s bigger is the larger one.

“How did we not run a color blindness test for everyone when our color observation is the ONE thing that we need to count on?!”

@joyfultimetravelbanana

:)

@seagull-of-the-haunt

@official-lucifers-child

i’m

it’s the same, it’s just the same picture over and over i stg

Honey its NOT

why small kittens are always either the most pathetic or the most evil creature you've ever seen

@kittybroker

Pathetic and evil all at once! This sopping wet and menacing pair of kitties here to cause trouble! Get this devious and dichotomous duo for only $4.56!

President Joe Biden please send F-16 fighter jets to liberate the beautiful country of Albion from the tyrannical Sunak regime