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“To look powerful is to be powerful.”

@cluttermind / cluttermind.tumblr.com

Nicole. 24. B.S. Television-Radio. Law Sudent. New York. Pizza addict. Really has no idea how to make this look pretty. Dabbles in Captain Swan Fanfiction. captain_chased_by_time on ao3. Quote: Victoria Aveyard, Red Queen
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ms-demeanor
Anonymous asked:

Is Google Docs bad? Do you know of a good / safer, free, word processor? Thanks!

All Google products are bad!

There is an EXCELLENT free desktop office suite called Libre Office that you can download and install by clicking here: https://www.libreoffice.org/

If anyone reading this is a college student and thinking about purchasing microsoft home and student or an office 365 subscription please just install Libre Office instead. It is WONDERFUL.

If you’re looking to do something browser-based you should check out CryptPad, which is a zero-knowledge, encrypted online office suite with document storage and a spreadsheet maker and a complete boner for security. It allows for collaboration like gdocs does but it doesn’t track your data or store information about you because it *can’t* because all of your work is encrypted. Check out cryptpad here: https://cryptpad.fr/

And, as usual, if you want to ditch gmail check out protonmail.

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Also maybe the best, easiest, and most important way to cut Google out of your life is to stop using chromium-based browsers because people using non-chromium browsers are the only reason that Google isn’t setting every single modern web standard and the fact that MOST internet users use Chromium browsers means that Google is de facto setting every single modern web standard.

(and yes, Opera and Brave are chromium browsers and I think it’s worthwhile to stop using them because SERIOUSLY everyone is using fucking chromium and Edge just switched over to chromium and please, please, please just install firefox)

ALSO REMEMBER FIREFOX CAN BE INSTALLED ON YOUR CELLPHONE.

Android users install Firefox and add the ublock origin extension; iOS users install Firefox Focus.

And reset your default search option in your browser. Other search engines do not return the same results and sometimes that’s frustrating but if you get used to just using duckduckgo as your first option and Google if that doesn’t give you an answer as a second option then you’re still doing a great job (because seriously, how many of your searches are just for basic information like spelling or history that will pop up on wikipedia or dictionary.com - DDG will totally do that even if it isn’t ideal for current news searches)

BTW the reason I’m recommending *most* of these things is because they’re open-source, which is one of the reasons I prefer LibreOffice over WPSWriter, but another reason is features.

Here’s what you can get in LibreOffice:

whereas WPSWriter has only the equivalent of those first three features (which in both products are “Word” “Excel” and “PowerPoint”)

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cthulhubert

Yo! Do you know of a decent online collaborative document editor?

CryptPad! CryptPad is collaborative, it’s basically a zero-knowledge version of google docs and I love it.

Collaborators don’t even need to have an account to edit.

(cryptpad currently has a free version with a small amount of storage and a few paid tiers with larger amounts of storage, they are a tiny, open-source project, give ‘em a whirl and if you like it donate if you can)

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missjune75

Damn. What to do if your institution of higher education forces you to use an Office account and Google products???

Use two browsers and use the office account and the google products in one browser (or if you’re using firefox you can use account containers and create a specific “google” container that you use google/microsoft/facebook/whatever weird privacy violating monopoly is hosting your meetings in and keep it separate from the rest of your online life).

What would you recommend for a search engine? And what was the email host going around that everyone should be switching to? (If you don’t mind answering these).

I like the idea of not being constantly tracked. As it is, I’ll be resuming using a written grocery list and leaving my phone at home (Android)

DuckDuckGo and ProtonMail!

You can find a lot of what you need wrt privacy with privacytools.io

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SPACEMAN x STOWAWAY edited using After Effects Stowaway is an upcoming movie directed by Joe Penna, starring Anna Kendrick, Shamier Anderson, Toni Collette, and Daniel Dae Kim. Stream on Netflix on April 22.

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💖💞This is the Love SLAP Raid Chain, send this to all of your favorite blogs that you think deserve to hear these encouraging words. In return we ask that those blogs send it to their favorite blogs as well. Everybody deserves to hear a few words of encouragement no matter if you're a small or big account. So let's all fill your dash with positivity! You are amazing. You matter. You are loved.💞💖passing this on💛 (PS: we haven't talked in forever, i miss you, ily!!!)

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🥺🥺🥺 I love you, I miss you!! School has just been insanely hectic.

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gangler

Barnes and Nobles is gonna start serving food and alcohol.

Everybody’s cracking jokes about how it’s a desperate attempt to stay relevant in the age of Amazon.

But you know what? Props to them. This is exactly what Blockbuster didn’t do. At no point was Blockbuster like “Hey, movie rentals aren’t the lucrative enterprise they once were. Perhaps it’s time we become known for our cheesy garlic bread.”

Okay but…if someone wants to take me on a date to a Barnes and noble and get me dinner and a drink and then let me peruse the stacks like I’m not saying no. A sandwich, a beer, and 2-5 books on various topics I hope I’ll someday read about? Good night.

The Swedish equivalent of Blockbuster is now best known for its candy, snacks and sodas.

This is El Ateneo Grand Splendid, an old theatre turned bookstore in Buenos Aires:

The stage itself was turned into a cafe:

You can’t even begin to comprehend the massive amounts of money this place makes, despite the fact that they turned the theatre boxes into reading nooks like this:

I’ve literally spent days holed up in there reading books for free while also consuming massive amounts of coffee and pastries.

Adapt or die, people.

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emospritelet

OMG that’s AMAZING!

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What a Lie We’re In (1/3)

All Emma was doing was trying to be nice. Her roommate didn’t have anywhere to go, so she invited him home for the holidays. She thought it would be fine and Killian would be a good buffer for a week at home with her parents. That is until her ex-boyfriend showed up, and while she was freaking out, Killian told him they were dating.

That would have been fine except her parents overheard it.

(A Christmas Fake Dating AU)

Rating: Mature 

a/n: What? A holiday fake dating story? So original, you say? No one has ever done it before? Especially not me. lol. Forget all of that, and let’s jump into this trope-a-palooza of a holiday story!

Big thank you to @resident-of-storybrooke for reading over this and convincing me that I still know how to write ❤️

ao3: | HERE |

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“Did you eat all of my candy?”

Emma opens another cabinet, looking inside to the wine glasses and tumblers, before closing it. She’s been keeping her bag of candy in the cabinet where they keep their plates and bowls, hidden at the very top behind some reusable water bottles. Killian is a healthy eater, always stocking the fridge with fruits and vegetables and food she doesn’t think is actually real food, so she didn’t think she had to hide her junk food that well.

Hide it, yes. Hide it well, no.

Until now.

“What was that, love?”

Emma slams another cabinet closed and turns to look at Killian. He’s walking out of the bathroom, chest still damp, and only has a white towel wrapped around his waist. When he first moved into the apartment six months ago after Ruby abandoned Emma to go live with Dorothy (live with, get married to, same thing), Emma was taken aback by the lack of clothes wearing Killian partakes in. He’s an attractive man. She’s not blind. He goes to the gym as often as she does, but mostly, he spends a lot of time doing heavy lifting at his job as a contractor since he apparently likes to be hands-on, literally. His body is toned, and the son of the bitch knows it. He also knows he’s got the face to be able to get away with a lot of…well, a lot.

At first, it was all disconcerting, but now, he could walk around with his dick out and Emma wouldn’t care.

What she cares about is where her candy is. That’s the real priority. But she knows Killian will try to use his lack of clothes to distract her. Never worked in the past, not gonna work now, bud.

“My candy,” Emma repeats. “Where is it?”

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cluttermind

Y’all.......my body is READY!!!

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Prompt: You know those viral campaigns to get a celeb to come to a party as your date? What if as part of a lost bet, Emma has to make a YouTube video asking Killian Jones to be her date to her work Christmas party? Or any party really.

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*breaks out Santa hat and elf shoes* It’s December first! I love Christmas, you guys. Like, seriously. I love Christmas, and I happen to have a folder with some holiday-themed ramblings. This one isn’t necessarily a holiday themed one, but it does happen on December first with some Christmas sprinklings. :D

“I’m not doing it.”

“You have to. You lost the bet.”

“There was no contract. I don’t technically have to do it.”

“No, but you would be a sucky friend if you didn’t. Come on, what have you got to lose?”

“The rest of my dignity that isn’t being stomped on and kicked around.”

“See?” Ruby teases, finishing the curl on Emma’s hair, the blonde strands bouncing against her chest. “You’ve got nothing left to lose then.”

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cluttermind

ITS SO FLUFFY IM GONNA DIE

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csjanuaryjoy

Captain Swan January Joy 2021

It’s here and it’s happening!! Thank you everyone who showed their support!!

This year the mods will be @katie-dub​, @pirateherokillian​, @lassluna​ and @ohmightydevviepuu​ so please give them a big shout out!!

What is January Joy?

This is an event hoping to inspire positivity in the fandom. Every day in January will have a piece of Captain Swan art/fic posted. There’s no required theme/length, it’s whatever you want! 

How to sign up?

Keep a lookout for a sign up post in the coming days! 

You don’t make art/fic and you still want to participate?

You can drop into the discord and cheer everyone on.

Have a prompt that you think would be good for this event?

Send it in! Best way to help is to give some ideas to those struggling to come up with something!

Here’s a link to the last few years creations! This is going to be great.

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dmellieon

This is so good. Makes me feel like I'm really helping.

Which I need, because this kind of sucks.

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mckitterick

If you're staying home during #Quarantine2020 you're helping make things better than they would be otherwise

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renthony

For anyone else really feeling the effects of wide-scale gaslighting, feeling like you’re totally insane for still staying home while everyone else tries to go back to normal:

You’re not insane, you are doing the right thing. Please keep doing it. I love you.

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imagine not only being a bootlicker, but also being willing to risk thousands of other people’s safety by having ur girlfriend of literally 2 months come from europe to the states during a pandemic and then playing it off as a joke instead and complaining about being harrassed instead 🥰 …yikes how embarrassing.

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prompt: beca and chloe have been doing the long distance thing for a while, then beca finally gets to go pick chloe up from the airport (preferably on december 27th) 😇

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if i was writing this story, she’d be picking her up from the airport tonight 😌💕

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except that beca and chloe would never do this because they would never endanger the lives of others by being irresponsible during a pandemic :)

i get the wanting to meet people, i really do. the pandemic has been super isolating for ALL OF US. but people are still dying and sick. my cousins are quarantining right now because they went to visit their aunt in another city and their aunt just didn’t tell them that she was sick so now, because of her, all five of my relatives are sick, not including the others she came into contact with. one of my classmates from high school, who was nineteen, just died from COVID today. in my tiny little town in pennsylvania, we went from 90 to 241 cases in a week because people just aren’t taking it seriously. and this is happening EVERYWHERE in america.

don’t be a fucking selfish jackass and travel, especially not from a whole other continent. it’s not just you that you’re endangering. there are other people, too.

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cluttermind

Covid is real. It’s not a joke. Please take it seriously and don’t be selfish.

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