*flirtatiously* bleeding out all by yourself, handsome?

Not for long

sorry, your boyfriend thought he had beef with me. yeah unfortunately i’m a vegetarian. yeah sorry but i’m not fucking scared of him

(logging into the beating a slightly funny joke into the fucking ground website) they better not be beating a slightly funny joke into the fucking ground in here

this emoji is called the "balls please" emoji

"balls, please."

me: i accept and open myself up to the fact that in order to improve my life i will have to do things that are scary

me when the things are scary:

like i’m ever going to let some absolute godless pervert see the bottom half of my face ever again. in a TARGET, no less

frog machine

ohohoogohogohhgghuuuuhhughgu

so true bestie what did you say btw i wasn’t paying attention

dark ouside huh? :) thats because its winter now. & if you listen i can tell you more. about this world

this is how men speak to women